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Help for journalists next season
AGS (IP Logged)
16 April, 2018 21:19
I thought we could help out commentators and journalists next season by compiling a list of puns and headlines they can choose from. So to get the ball rolling here's a few:

Bears behind at half time
Improvement a Bear necessity
Chiefs/warriors/Saracens/Sharks go Bear Hunting
Bears still hibernating

And please.lets not sign Danny Care

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
Rinkadink (IP Logged)
16 April, 2018 21:46
We can't sign any backs now...

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
tbr (IP Logged)
16 April, 2018 21:49
Quote:
AGS
I thought we could help out commentators and journalists next season by compiling a list of puns and headlines they can choose from. So to get the ball rolling here's a few:
Bears behind at half time
Improvement a Bear necessity
Chiefs/warriors/Saracens/Sharks go Bear Hunting
Bears still hibernating

And please.lets not sign Danny Care

After spending the best part of an hour reading (yet agggaaiiinnn) about how long various old supporters have been supporting Bristol and all the over-reactions aggggaaaiiiinnnn... thank gawd for this post.
Which made me laugh.
Especially the Danny Care line.
Thanks AGS!

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
Seany_Boy0511 (IP Logged)
17 April, 2018 09:31
Danny Care... To Bristol, That really would be the best thing in the world to happen, looking forward to seeing you back in the premiership next season, and I think you'll bear up (Sorry couldn't resist) better as well

From a Sarries fan!

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
bris_rob (IP Logged)
17 April, 2018 09:37
Quote:
Rinkadink
We can't sign any backs now...
(Sm100)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 17/04/2018 09:38 by bris_rob.

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
Jimeno (IP Logged)
17 April, 2018 11:03
It's a grizzly day here at Ashton Gate but Bristol have koalafied for the knockout stages.

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
St00 (IP Logged)
17 April, 2018 12:09
After knocking over Worcester in March and climbing to 11th on points difference.

Escape Claws
Bears not out of the woods yet

Or how about:

Brilliant Bonus Point Bears Batter Bemused Blackadder's Bath
grinning smiley

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
KJS (IP Logged)
17 April, 2018 14:23
what about the Bristol Rugby ladies team, what are they going to be called??

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
Brizzler (IP Logged)
17 April, 2018 14:29
Commentator 1: "Do you think that was a high tackle?"

Commentator 2: "Does a bear @#$%& in the woods?! Certainly a bit more than a bear hug"

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
Furriner (IP Logged)
17 April, 2018 16:29
Quote:
KJS
what about the Bristol Rugby ladies team, what are they going to be called??
.
The Bristol Honeys, of course.

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
Hercules Spoons (IP Logged)
17 April, 2018 17:20
Unbearable.

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
KJS (IP Logged)
17 April, 2018 18:18
Bristol Bears Ladies..... not sure it works

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
AGS (IP Logged)
17 April, 2018 18:39
Bears get stuffed

Bristol bungle their chances

 
Re: Help for journalists next season
Cidered Abroad (IP Logged)
17 April, 2018 20:34
Quote:
tbr
Quote:
AGS
I thought we could help out commentators and journalists next season by compiling a list of puns and headlines they can choose from. So to get the ball rolling here's a few:
Bears behind at half time
Improvement a Bear necessity
Chiefs/warriors/Saracens/Sharks go Bear Hunting
Bears still hibernating

And please.lets not sign Danny Care

After spending the best part of an hour reading (yet agggaaiiinnn) about how long various old supporters have been supporting Bristol and all the over-reactions

aggggaaaiiiinnnn... thank gawd for this post.
Which made me laugh.
Especially the Danny Care line.
Thanks AGS!

Perhaps you'd like all us old and traditionalist members to toddle off to a rest home and expire quietly?


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