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I had some time....
Hercules Spoons (IP Logged)
12 July, 2018 16:57
As we return to the Premier League
suffering Championship fatigue.
We expect our boys (or are they now cubs?)
from World Class players to humble bench subs
to reach the heights of all of our dreams
by winning against the other sides teams.
The coach we now have is one Mr Lam
who has promised us all tomorrow's best jam.

Our preparation will be most intense,
we expect to be ready in every sense.
The first team we face will be a local rival
who will hope to prevent our continued survival.
But, we must be faster, we must be keener
than a team who promotes a vacuum cleaner.

Our Trophy Cabinet has been quite bare
in desperate need of some silverware.
Soon there will be no time for the talk
it will be the moment to walk the walk

St Stephen Lansdown has re-branded us Bears
Presumably to show us he cares?
He didn't ask a single fan
I suppose he just did it because he can.
So now the Crest I have to ditch
because our owner's extremely rich
He's a bit like Meldrew; extremely cross
though why he blames us, I'm at a loss.

I know the slogan for my new vest;
'Expect the worst and hope for the best.'

 
Re: I had some time....
Rinkadink (IP Logged)
12 July, 2018 19:10
Music and prose posts in the past 24 hours... who's going to be brave and dance? grinning smiley

 
Re: I had some time....
minnie (IP Logged)
12 July, 2018 20:16
[www.funnyordie.com]

Apologies, not quite a dance

 
Re: I had some time....
Cidered Abroad (IP Logged)
12 July, 2018 20:23
Very good Spoons. 9.5/10


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