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Get Your Alarm
Dukky (IP Logged)
18 May, 2017 14:48
68 guns



Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 19/05/2017 13:19 by Dukky.

 
Re: Get Your Alarm
MikeGC (IP Logged)
18 May, 2017 14:50
are you associated with Dukinfield rugby club ?

 
Re: Get Your Alarm
Tigger (IP Logged)
18 May, 2017 15:12
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Hi Ducky....we don't allow advertising products on the board....as you are new poster you may not realise this. If this is another parody thread then let us know the point or we will have to remove it...

Also tell us a bit about yourself...how long have you supported Sale...get to many games? Cheers!



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Re: Get Your Alarm
Tigger (IP Logged)
18 May, 2017 15:24
Oh and just in case anyone thinks I am being overly sensitive....


"Dukky is a customer growth and lead generation technology that integrates with any marketing campaign. Increase your customers and revenue by rewarding marketing responders for promoting your brand. Add Dukky to your current outbound marketing and leverage social media to learn about and grow your customers and bottom line."

So it's just a question....not a moderation...



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Re: Get Your Alarm
18 May, 2017 17:08
Swanny posts "morning all", Dukky posts "moaning all".

Swanny posts "set your alarm", Dukky posts "get your alarm".

Swanny, Dukky.

Swan, Duck.

It's pretty obvious what's going on! (Sm16)

 
Re: Get Your Alarm
Tigger (IP Logged)
18 May, 2017 17:18
Swanny has turned into a ducky...???

Is that like the reverse of the ugly duckling....winking smiley

I realise someone is having a laugh (in their own little world ) but

1. Is it really a new poster? If so hello tell us about yourself and you are down for a front page story...
2. Is it a sock puppet....If so banned.
3. We don't allow adds....



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Re: Get Your Alarm
iBozz (IP Logged)
18 May, 2017 18:20
One of the better "In Jokes" in NCIS would have gone over the heads of 90% or more of the audience.

"What did Ducky look like when he was younger?"

If it goes over your heads and want to know, then check here.

And if you are still bemused, than you are younger than you look!



No matter what you say, or how you say it, someone somewhere will deliberately go out of their way to be offended.

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Re: Get Your Alarm
HaleShark (IP Logged)
18 May, 2017 19:55
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Strinesian Saleanian
Swanny posts "morning all", Dukky posts "moaning all".
Swanny posts "set your alarm", Dukky posts "get your alarm".

Swanny, Dukky.

Swan, Duck.

It's pretty obvious what's going on! (Sm16)



I considered the same Strines smiling smiley The parody was well written and made me laugh.

 
Re: Get Your Alarm
WiganSaler (IP Logged)
18 May, 2017 20:06
This is a Quackers thread



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Re: Get Your Alarm
ale shark (IP Logged)
18 May, 2017 21:34
O'Connor in the morning then?

 
Re: Get Your Alarm
19 May, 2017 08:20
I've got one of your alarms and it didn't go off. What's the problem?



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Re: Get Your Alarm
Prop at Work (IP Logged)
19 May, 2017 08:47
Tigger - if you think it is genuinely an advertising scam, just edit the link. No need to start deleting threads.

You've probably scared him/her off anyway with "you are down for a front page story".

 
Re: Get Your Alarm
Chris1850 (IP Logged)
19 May, 2017 09:02
The guy registers on the 17th May. Posts on the 18th with a link to a CD for sale, nothing else. Thread should simply be deleted. What's the debate?

 
Re: Get Your Alarm
Tigger (IP Logged)
19 May, 2017 09:17
Quote:
Prop at Work
Tigger - if you think it is genuinely an advertising scam, just edit the link. No need to start deleting threads.
You've probably scared him/her off anyway with "you are down for a front page story".

Sorry meant delete the link not whole thread and I wanted to give them a chance before deleting it...



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Re: Get Your Alarm
Bull Shark (IP Logged)
19 May, 2017 09:37
Jesus wept guys....its clearly a @#$%& take of Swanny, not some intricate marketing tool or attempt to sell a CD. Swanny posts twice in recent weeks and a similar yet slightly different animal 'Dukky' puts in 2 posts of a similar but slightly different title... how can any of you read that as anything other than someone taking the Michael out of Swanny?
I take it you struggle at Xmas time with the cracker jokes....

 
Re: Get Your Alarm
Bull Shark (IP Logged)
19 May, 2017 09:46
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Tigger

1. Is it really a new poster? If so hello tell us about yourself and you are down for a front page story...

I'd say it's Swanny's new fan who has finally managed to find this forum for himself through the power of Google, has enjoyed the banter and is taking revenge out on Swanny for attempting to keep him from it....

 
Re: Get Your Alarm
shaftesbury shark (IP Logged)
19 May, 2017 09:49
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Re: Get Your Alarm
DaveAitch (IP Logged)
19 May, 2017 19:50
It's just a wind up, and a good one too.

 
Re: Get Your Alarm
Tigger (IP Logged)
19 May, 2017 20:47
<ed> we are not allowed to post adverts on this forum. Sportnetwork post the adverts. I asked the question politely and the poster moderated it themselves. It is not about being a killjoy or not getting the joke. It is abiding by the rules. <\ed>



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Re: Get Your Alarm
19 May, 2017 20:54
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DaveAitch
It's just a wind up, and a good one too.

....with bells on.



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