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Now we've got a Guru
03 October, 2017 17:52
Guru Kelly that is.

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Re: Now we've got a Guru
iBozz (IP Logged)
03 October, 2017 18:00
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Re: Now we've got a Guru
emerging shark (IP Logged)
03 October, 2017 18:02
Brilliant.. hilarious...(Sm22)

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
03 October, 2017 18:06
Highly recommended by Kate Madikane.



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Re: Now we've got a Guru
Tigger (IP Logged)
03 October, 2017 18:07
A great addition and I think it will help us move forward. (Sm22)



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Re: Now we've got a Guru
emerging shark (IP Logged)
03 October, 2017 18:10
I just loved the 'twins' comments....

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
Tigger (IP Logged)
03 October, 2017 18:12
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"I'm excited to be joining Sale Sharks, especially at a stage when there have been so many changes. With so many players joining to form a much-changed team it can throw things off-kilter but it's a great time to be involved and I share the massive sense of anticipation at the club. The worlds of sport and showbusiness are very similar, it's all in the mind and that's where I work. Psycopathy is my speciality and that's what I'll be bringing to the role. It's all about that extra one percent."



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Re: Now we've got a Guru
DaveAitch (IP Logged)
03 October, 2017 18:21
What an excellent short documentary. Well done whoever has brought Guru to the team. I presume he has been able to be brought in without the salary cap being exceeded, though buying him a decent toupee might cost a few bob.

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
Tigger (IP Logged)
03 October, 2017 19:01
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DaveAitch
What an excellent short documentary. Well done whoever has brought Guru to the team. I presume he has been able to be brought in without the salary cap being exceeded, though buying him a decent toupee might cost a few bob.

I have been reliably informed that the toupee is outside the salary cap.



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Re: Now we've got a Guru
03 October, 2017 19:04
I bet Wasps have got one that's bigger - size 7 ....million



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Re: Now we've got a Guru
Tigger (IP Logged)
03 October, 2017 19:23
They have a Trump.....



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Re: Now we've got a Guru
C3Q (IP Logged)
03 October, 2017 21:29
Love it...Kenny Senior. Best piece of marketing I have seen from SS for ages. Well done to them for trying something different!

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
PoyntonShark (IP Logged)
04 October, 2017 01:12
FFS. I know I've been going on about the top two inches, but employing Swanny's, neighbours' mates isn't really going to fix it, is it?.




p.s. Just in case anyone thinks I'm being serious (Sm22)



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Re: Now we've got a Guru
HaleShark (IP Logged)
04 October, 2017 07:22
Excellent !!!!!!, really funny video smiling smiley Good to try something new.

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
SwannyMediaMan (IP Logged)
04 October, 2017 07:27
Oy, watch it Poynton my mate Ted Robbins aka Den Perry is out now looking for mischief (Sm100)

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
04 October, 2017 07:37
Here he is teaching the players how to knot a tie:-

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Re: Now we've got a Guru
MartWhit (IP Logged)
04 October, 2017 07:49
I thought the 1990's was 'time for the Guru'?

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
Flumpty (IP Logged)
04 October, 2017 08:30
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Mrs Trellis of North Wales
Here he is teaching the players how to knot a tie:-
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who's that on the floor eyeing up the buttocks of the tie tying instructor ?

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
04 October, 2017 08:39
Jones?



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Re: Now we've got a Guru
Rani of the Road (IP Logged)
04 October, 2017 16:40
Webber.

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
thekeg (IP Logged)
04 October, 2017 22:34
There's a player on that video I don't recognise and think that's him, looks prop shaped....

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
PoyntonShark (IP Logged)
05 October, 2017 01:31
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SwannyMediaMan
Oy, watch it Poynton my mate Ted Robbins aka Den Perry is out now looking for mischief (Sm100)


I've got Max and Paddy on the door. I'm not worried................much



There is far too much talk about good ball and bad ball. In my opinion, good ball is when you have possession and bad ball is when the opposition have it." - R.I.P. Dickie Jeeps 25/11/1931 - 08/10/2016

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
05 October, 2017 07:08
Teddy is no longer prop shaped - he could play winger these days.



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Re: Now we've got a Guru
C3Q (IP Logged)
05 October, 2017 07:45
I thought I would have seen this on social media by now, but no sign of it on Twitter or FB which surprises me.......

When I looked just now, I saw a new 3 minute advert on Twitter for Warburtons bread starring Peter Kay, which has already attracted 3500 retweets and 7500 likes - for non social media users, this equates to a lot of Twitter users having seen the ad. The news of this advert is all over other on line media, in just a few hours since its release.

I know Archie Kelly is not as well known as Peter Kay, but you know what I'm getting at.

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
Osshark (IP Logged)
05 October, 2017 08:09
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C3Q
I thought I would have seen this on social media by now, but no sign of it on Twitter or FB which surprises me.......
When I looked just now, I saw a new 3 minute advert on Twitter for Warburtons bread starring Peter Kay, which has already attracted 3500 retweets and 7500 likes - for non social media users, this equates to a lot of Twitter users having seen the ad. The news of this advert is all over other on line media, in just a few hours since its release.

I know Archie Kelly is not as well known as Peter Kay, but you know what I'm getting at.

I came across it through twitter.

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
MartWhit (IP Logged)
05 October, 2017 08:18
v chuckleworthy. Clearly been a while in the planning, since Ciaran Parker is in it.

 
Re: Now we've got a Guru
Tigger (IP Logged)
05 October, 2017 09:05
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Osshark
Quote:
C3Q
I thought I would have seen this on social media by now, but no sign of it on Twitter or FB which surprises me.......
When I looked just now, I saw a new 3 minute advert on Twitter for Warburtons bread starring Peter Kay, which has already attracted 3500 retweets and 7500 likes - for non social media users, this equates to a lot of Twitter users having seen the ad. The news of this advert is all over other on line media, in just a few hours since its release.

I know Archie Kelly is not as well known as Peter Kay, but you know what I'm getting at.

I came across it through twitter.

It's on the Sale Sharks, Away With the Team and SSSC Facebook pages....



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Re: Now we've got a Guru
C3Q (IP Logged)
05 October, 2017 09:55
Thanks Tigger.


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