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Just because it's almost Christmas, what would you do?
franknfurter (IP Logged)
12 December, 2017 11:11
I've had some incredible good fortune lately in so much that I purchased a genie lamp at a car boot sale for 5 pence.

One of my three wishes was unlimited financial funds for all things Sale Sharks.

So I had a new 40,000 capacity stadium built in Sale (no room I hear you ask, don't worry, money talks and I have a bottomless pit) And no, not all seater. Infrastructure to and from stadium is flawless.

I have on board the best team that money can buy so our youth development system is the envy of the rugby world (both codes).

Because I am me, success cannot wait, I buy Sale Sharks the very best mercenaries in search of the big dollar for immediate and short term success. Not guaranteed by money alone I hear you say, but YES IT IS, if you know who to speak with, and I do.

Not ethical and not ideal, but I rebuild Sale Sharks from day one to give the AB's a lesson in how to play rugby and more importantly to become the AC Milan/Barcelona/NZ AB's of the game season in and season out. There to be shot at and we do not have to win a game, we have to lose it.

Fantasy....of course
But with my Genie Lamp, that would be ONE of my three wishes.
Things like world peace, medical cures et al are a given.

What is your fantasy ONE WISH?

 
Re: Just because it's almost Christmas, what would you do?
ashtonshark (IP Logged)
12 December, 2017 11:38
I'll not include anything to do with Jenna Coleman as Mrs AS reads this board as well so I'll go for Donald Trump getting impeached or being forced to resign



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/12/2017 12:11 by ashtonshark.

 
Re: Just because it's almost Christmas, what would you do?
ale shark (IP Logged)
12 December, 2017 11:45
I'd love for The Don to be afforded a full state visit with a trip to the ABJ to support America's number 10, his motorcade being the first to formally cross and open the Peel bridge.

That and seeing a picture of IOC,NY's ripped up match tickets.

 
Re: Just because it's almost Christmas, what would you do?
Oldham Shark II (IP Logged)
12 December, 2017 12:05
Mine involves Uma Thurman and a small tub of single cream.

 
Re: Just because it's almost Christmas, what would you do?
Siggy89 (IP Logged)
12 December, 2017 13:51
I'll go for the truth coming out about Saracens and the salary cap and them having their trophies removed from the record.

 
Re: Just because it's almost Christmas, what would you do?
ageinghoody (IP Logged)
12 December, 2017 19:11
This reminds me of a dialogue I read recently:-

Santa: And what would you like for Xmas?
child: A real live unicorn please Santa!
Santa: Hmm, they are really rare, if my elves can't find one what would you like instead?
child: Well, I 'spose, a happy outcome to Brexit would be nice
Santa: Did you have any particular colour in mind for the unicorn?


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