FyldeShark = Mark
Mini-Me = Lyndon

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Mark (and Family)
Sitting at Vernon B111-113

Liam

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The shareeef dont like it

S_D_H = Steve. I used to play rugby at King's Macc (hometown), Soon to be graduate (i hope!) of Loughborough Uni - and in search of employment!

Pottershark - Trevor

Now that the post Twickers euphoria is wearing off, now is the time to declare your name - especially if you are new to these DGs. :-)

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Lanky lancastrian - Chris - a gemini and a Lib Dem Cllr in Stockport!!

Jonny........ i dont post that much mainly just read the boards but hey u might be interested:-D

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i have a qeustion? sorry to be awkward but what happens if someone else on the board has your christian name and a lot of people call you by your second name in real life anyway. also whats the problem with putting your full name is it risky?

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"Charlie Hodgson was selected at Centre in the 2003 Six Nations, but was roundly mocked for his resemblance to Ghostbusters actor Dan Aykroyd"

You can put whatever name you wish people to call you, Winstoner.

Is putting your full name risky? Opinions differ. Some don't mind potentially identifying themselves to every single internet user, good and bad, and others think that to be identifiiable as a specific real person is risky - what with identity theft, information on movements, the potential to actually find where you live, etc, etc.

I never thought that I would (look away now, Major :-D ) recommend a Microsloth Dark Side website, but this page and the links have some useful information about personal details.

(OK, you can start reading again from here, Major. D )

If you want to declare your full real name then feel free - but I will only list Christian/given/forenames or whatever you wish to call it. And I myself am called by my second name, and that's what appears in the list.

It's really up to you.



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"Charlie Hodgson was selected at Centre in the 2003 Six Nations, but was roundly mocked for his resemblance to Ghostbusters actor Dan Aykroyd"

Paul = gws aka great white shark

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gws

Real name, Joe

Location, Sale ( although right now in the middle of the North Sea)

Occupation, Offshore oil industry

Fav Movies, Calamity Jane, War Games and Alien.

TV, Currently, Bones and Qof S.

Music, I don't like RAP or Blues.

Food, Mussels, Steak, Tex-Mex chilli.

Drink, Anything, short of Meths that is.

Places to visit, LA, Paris, Barcelona, Bilbao and Nerja ( 'cos I have a place there)

How long a Sale fan, Mid 60's, that 1960's for the younger fans.

Best Game, Winning at Leicester Oct 4th, 2004. Best birthday present ever.

Best off pitch experience, Apart from what I daren't declare, Twickers '97 our first ever visit, Twickers this year, obviously, San Sebastian, ( or Donostia for Basque-ing Shark) and finally the bar at Heywood road and a decent drink with the players afterwards unlike EP with it's corporate bodyguards.

How did U start supporting Sale, When I started playing rugby at Sale Boys Grammar School

Non rugby interests, Manu Utd ST holder, travellinf and spending time with the family.

Most likely to say, Yes, why not.

Least likely to say, Swear in female company.

Something about you we don't know. Apart from the above, everything.

Which 4 people would I invite to dinner, Kate Adie, Jody Foster, Eric Cantona and I'd better invite her indoors otherwise she won't let me play out with these others.

Finally I'll have to attach a photo another time. I've non out here. :_)

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when the beating of your heart

CE DD53 / 54

Nice touch 'North Sea Shark' but I think I might change my 'handle' to 'Fantastic Result at Twickers Shark'! D

Swissy - George(ina)
Monkey - Pete

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SDLF = Richard

Er Hugus Mungus = Hugh

Note not the welsh spelling......

hate quiet games

Love the tense stuff

Favourite oposition this season --- Gloucester -- ther fans were excellent in stirring up the atmosphere. - Eeeeee Awwwwww

Best home win this season Wasps in semi final ----- lost my voice shouting........

excellent board - keeeps me well informed about what is going on.

Regards to all

brilin

Brian and Linda.

If it says Lemonjelly at the end it is Linda cos I like the odd lemonjelly or two (Jamesons that is!)

Nudge! :-)

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i suppose its about time i played along......

Nick

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ok then... Alex (of the female variety)
:-))

Another Joe, but this one is not in the North Sea.

Ok I'll half play along. For now you can have names.

Im Tigger - real name Mandy

Scooby - real name Scott


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Rich, Richard, Gobby bloke, Stupid, but definitely NOT Dick

Mrs Fenland = Kate or, if you dare incur her wrath, Drama Queen

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Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all

Outside Shark : Dave (has been know to answer to Rob)
Inside Shark : Rita
Greater Pain in the Shark : James
Lesser Pain in the Shark : Tim

The last two are interchange-able depending if it's based on age or current behaviour

Meet the Family questions -

Real Name (first name only) Mandy (tigger)

Location Stockport

Occupation Holistic therapist

Favourite: Movie(s) The lost boys, GO, 10 things I hate about you, Hard candy.............

TV Programme(s) F1, Dr who & these random programmes about taming the kids - I watch them and think "my sons an ANGEL"......

Book(s) Still love 'discworld' novels, stephen king, I DONT do soppy books

Music I love, love, LOVE music arround me - 60's 70's 80's 90's (oasis being the exception) & 00's

Radio Station(s) Imagine Fm, Rock Fm,Pure But they never play goth stuff

Food(s) I love the stuff, hey, thats why Im the size I am, isn't it? As long as theres no fish/seafood Im happy!

Drinks(s) Water, coffee, vodka, guinness - not in that order

Place(s) to visit Prague again, canada, Oz, New Zealand

How long supporting SS? 3/4 years

Best ever SS game Pau, european final

Favourite SS experience off pitch - SSSC evenings, naturally, also the cricket was a great way to spend a sunday afternoon

How did you start supporting SS? Went to a game pre-child once with a 'friend'

What are your non-rugby pastimes? F1, ice hockey, play in a band

Which 4 people would be your ideal Dinner Guests? my mates, or Steve Irwin, David Tennant, Michael Schumacher, moira Hindley

Most likely to say? Im cold!

Least likely to say? What am I to do about this child, he'll talk to anyone?!

Tell us something about you we don't know. Before I had a family, I worked as a veterinary nurse.

...and I'll be wanting a photo of you too! that'll be for the dartboard then!!

Meet the Family questions -

Real Name (first name only) Scott ( scooby)

Location Stockport

Occupation At school

Favourite: Movie(s) SCOOBY DOO!! Narnia, Garfield 1&2

TV Programme(s) SCOOBY DOO, F1,tom & jerry, Raven, Dr Who

Book(s) Mr Men

Music green day, Daniel powter, james blunt, Queen, madonna

Radio Station(s) imagine Fm

Food(s) Garlic bread, grapes, sandwhiches

Drinks(s) cranberry juice, water, Squash

Place(s) to visit blackpool pleasure beach, racing cars.

How long supporting SS? 3/4 years

Best ever SS game Guinness prem final

Favourite SS experience off pitch at the cricket match or anywhere I can get my shirt signed

How did you start supporting SS? Went with my mummy

What are your non-rugby pastimes? playing out, F1, going out with mummy, roller skating, bike riding

Which 4 people would be your ideal Dinner Guests? Charlie Hodgeson, Chabal, Michael Schumacher, David Coulthard

Most likely to say? Please can I have something to eat

Least likely to say? Oh yummy, CARROTS

Tell us something about you we don't know. I cant have cheese, chocolate or fresh orange juice, they make me have a bad head

...and I'll be wanting a photo of you too! WHY?????????

Real Name: Jonathan

Location: Currently? Hammersmith. Spiritually? Alty.

Occupation: Sub-editor

Favourite: Movie(s) Ghostbusters

TV Programme(s) How I Met Your Mother / Futurama / Family Guy / Top Gear

Book(s): Anything with a (real) conspiracy (ie: 9/11: The New Pearl Harbour)

Music: Therapy? / Zebrahead / Hot Water Music / Tauracine

Radio Station(s): None

Food(s): Pizza, pizza and, er... toast

Drinks(s): Boddingtons / Becks Vier / Michelob

Place(s): New York

How long supporting SS? Around 13 years (from 1993)

Best ever SS game: The GP semi last season - you just knew after that, the final would take care of itself!

Favourite SS experience off pitch: Finding out I'm related to Hal Sever.

How did you start supporting SS? See above. Was given a really old Sale shirt (complete with Wheatsheaf badge) and I was hooked.

What are your non-rugby pastimes? Football (UNITED!) / Playing drums in a band

Which 4 people would be your ideal Dinner Guests? Steven Spielberg / Michael Moore / Alicia Silverstone / Lisa Snowdon

Most likely to say? Alright, mate?

Least likely to say? Well played, Austin

Tell us something about you we don't know: My band has record company interest from Parlophone.

...and I'll be wanting a photo of you too! Erm.... no.



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"This indoctrination of vocal harrassment was compiled by our own juvenile division in preparation for the concert this weekend"

Nudge.

Own up! :-)

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Real Name: Andy

Location: Darwen (Darren to the locals)

Occupation: IT Geek

Favourites:

Movie:The Shawshank Redemption

TV Programme: American Chopper (no-one argues like the Teutels)

Book: Any Autobiography by a sports personality (as long as they are over 25)

Music: Rush, Led Zepplin, U2

Radio Station: Radio 2 (Steve Wright & Ask Elvis)

Food: Curry (the hotter the better)

Drinks: Korona (with a twist of Lime), Gin & Tonic (Bombay Sapphire Gin)

Place(s) to visit: New Zealand (2011 World Cup - saving already)

How long supporting SS? 5 years

Best ever SS game: GP Final when the Tiger lost its roar

Favourite SS experience off pitch: The wife meeting JR

How did you start supporting SS? Started dating the future wife who lived in Oldham

What are your non-rugby pastimes? Whatever the Wife tells me they are!!!

Which 4 people would be your ideal Dinner Guests? Margaret Thatcher (what a Woman), Andrew Flintoff (Drinking Partner), Rachael Stevens (the obvious reason), Robbie Williams (after dinner Karaoke)

Most likely to say? You know what I mean?

Least likely to say? The Lords Prayer

Tell us something about you we don't know: Size 14 in a bikini

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Andy

"Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to there own level then beat you with experience!"

USSF = Rich or Richard.

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Go Sharks!

Nudge.

Please note that this is not the Meet The Family section, contributions for that should be sent direct to The Major.

Remember that The Major needs to post new articles at least once a fortnight to keep this board alive (rugbynetwork automatically suspend it if there are no new "front page" articles) and new additions to Meet The Family is one way of doing that.

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OK Mrs North Sea Shark tells me she feels left out. So for the record Mrs NSS, Pamela

OK, Sharkstooth (sharp & incisive?) & Mrs Sharskstooth (fierce & Welsh) are Graham & Linda, Vernon/Chess/Pop Side E95/96

Hi all Batcheloret (Kath) and Foghorn (Richard) can be heard in the Vernon row M seats 150 and 151.

John ... married to Dianne (and always with her at matches!)

Email Sent!!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 29/03/2008 11:14 by saleborn33.

saleborn33 - could you please send the above - and a photo of ourself if you like - to meet.the.family AT hotmail DOT co DOT uk and then delete the post.

It's just so the Major can have a stock of items to put on the board to keep it alive during the summer when there are no match reports to be written.

Cheers

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Auntie Angel Shark
Commander-in-Chief, Sharks Imperial Bodyguard

© AAS (all posts shall remain property of the writer)

"You must be the change you want to see in the world." Mahatma Gandhi

Woodley shark - Dave

Basque-ing Shark = Roger

Davenport Sharky = Paul

Jim - from Summerseat.

big ted's little ted = Rachel

WiganSaler - Mike

Name Barry Kim

Other half Cathy



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aka Kev

Tiger Shark - aka Ian
Mrs tiger Shark - aka Caz

Bull Shark aka Adrian

Alan - retired firefighter.

UglyScorpion - Tim.

Why? to counter my sister's name of "Pretty little April Fool" on another rugby website.

Passionate about the game, Scotland and the Sharks - and concerned that the season might just be about to fall away from us.

Stokiebop otherwise known as Paul

Hi,
We are Val and Ray from Blackburn and have been Sharking since season 2002 and have enjoyed it most of the time!

At this level PACE is all important has been shortened....

to PAAACE.

Think Jennifer Lopez - J-Lo. Or, if you prefer, Juan Martin Fernandez Lobbe - J-Lo.

I'm not sure that I can cope with that, PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE, as I didn't haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave you down before!

Identify yourself!

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Sheffieldshark - Grant. Not to be confused with Sheffield Shark - Patrick

Grant

Using the site more now I'm retired !! ---Dave

stuart.w

Just started posting under Peregrine previous i posted under city shark

Clive is the name
Ben is the junior
Lisa is trouble

Can be found on X 52 - 55 in the cheadle end

Thought I'd better add me name as I occasionally add me comments
Midd SHARK lesex - Bob --- living in yes Middlesex - mid way between Stoop, Sarries & Wasps.
& as a Londoner why do I support Sharks - The Management - The Other Half, Mary, Sale born, introduced me to the odd shape ball more years ago than I care to remember.

Martwhit-

Martin
live in Manningtree, Essex/Suffolk borders
Brought up in Sale before leaving after Uni.

supported Sale since I can remember. Particularly remember fondly the Turner days and the Cup final vs. Leics at twickers years ago. Enjoyed the maverick years at Heywood road. Am a sceptic about the current state of the club. Feel we might have lost our identity, and possibility for real success with it.



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MartWhit,
As a former Harwich boy......I would like you to acknowledge that Manningtree is in Essex.....not bleedin' Suffolk!!!! Brantham is in Suffolk....the Stour keeps Essex clean and unpolluted by the dirtiness that is the county of Suffick!!!!

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Per Ardua.

RIP the 405 (21/03/12)

Peter

Liam.

I never got round to putting my name on here. Quite surprisingly, in view of my screen name, it is........




Dave.

yukon= Jim

Retired Big Pete, was Big Pete is actually: Pete

AAS - i've just sent you mine. no picture unfortunately as i'm at work and my computer at home blew up!

Cornerball = Simon

Might have to change the username soon. The team I play for now has a more reliable goal kicker and our lineout and drive hasn't been as good over the last couple of seasons. I'm now more likely to say, "Take the 3" than "Cornerball".

Sharksitaly= Paolo...Ciao!!!

I have re-registered.

Slightly diferent Login, email and password. It is now:

BanksShark


This is because we (my wife Judith, sometimes know as Mrs BS but don't tell her) live in Banks, near Southport.

She recently retired and I am a retired firefighter,

Alan ( Farrell).

Pee Wee Herman



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Right, I think I'm up to date - sorry Pee Wee, but I missed your contribution.

Any more for any more? There are numerous new posters on the DG so why not post your first names on here and I'll keep the list up to date.

"C'mon, lesh bea hic avernya hic!", as a well known foopball club director was reputed to have said.

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Buelligansmate - Martin !

Dave

Hi Ibozz,

Just to add to your list:

Beefy Shark - Anthony
Loud Shark - Jo/Joanne

Hope this helps, and hasn't been mentioned before?
I must admit, I saw the thread at the top, and didn't have the time to read through the whole list of replies - sorry
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Don't take life too seriously? After all, no one gets out alive!

Walmersley Shark = Richard

gabbyshark = Barbara

shaftesbury shark is... Nick

Sorry, gabbyshark, I missed you off too!

It's all down to age and mental degeneration. That and the "Follow this thread" option not working.

And my being too keen to click the "Mark all as read" button!

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Gordon1974
Real name.......name wait for it is unsurprisingly.....

Gordon......the creative juices just weren't flowing that day.....

keyneshark
colin/lesley

Denbodarkiewhitelegs real name Dennis

Eoin (as in Ian, not Owen)

and Mrs Somerset Shark is Diana

I'm Frank and Tuffshark is Rhys

Allan (with 2 'L's)

Worsleyshark, Mrs WS and Miss WS (Chris, Andrea & Rebecca respectively)

Quite bizzarely we live in St Helens. But I used to live in Walkden and get (fall) off the funbus at Worsley after away games!

Alan

If anyone is really that interested

SharkClan - Mark/Marcus answer to either

I'm Fred, obvioulsy

Sharkys two a) Rachel
Sharkys two b) Jack

John

huh?

Real Name: Steve

Location: Chester

Occupation: Ministry of Justice

Favourite: Movie(s) Midnight Express, North by Northwest, Pulp Fiction and Monsters Inc.

TV Programme(s) QI, Mock the Week, any sports programme with the exception of Curling and Snooker!

Book(s) Any medieval history novel, sports autobiographies.
Music: Led Zepp, Neville Brothers, Family, Mothers of Invention and Ten Years After and of course God....Eric!

Radio Station(s) Radios 4 and 7 Sadly no Terry in the mornings except Sunday!

Food(s) Chinese, Indian, Italian, Greek, Turkish, Omani, Lebanese, English and Ulster Fry

Drinks(s) Ginger Beer and Dr Peppers.

Place(s) to visit: Pen Y Fan ( But only on a day trip and in good weather), Belize, Alaska (Fort Richardson).

How long supporting SS? 7 years

Best ever SS game: Sharks v Leeds, 3 tries at end of match and knowing the early leaving Ladies missed the tries!!!

Favourite SS experience off pitch: The day at Twickers against Tigers.

How did you start supporting SS? Moved Ooop Norff

What are your non-rugby pastimes? Studying depleted uranium and its peaceful uses, walking on Non Newtonian Thyixotrophic fluids.

Which 4 people would be your ideal Dinner Guests? Billy Connolly, Howard Hughes, David Stirling, Imran Khan.

Most likely to say? Don't knock it til you have tried it!

Least likely to say? (To Reggae beat) I don't like soccer, I love it!

Tell us something about you we don't know. My new knees have had their third birthday.



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Al. sale sharks. Trafford Metros.
if yu canna get to the sharks watch the metros icehockey.

The Twickenham Two - AKA Anne and Mike

Do I need to spell it out?

I guess after meeting loads of people in Toulouse I will reveal - The Snapper - David, there so now you know.

Failsworth Shark AKA peter, used to play for sale back in the late 80's with the smith twns to name but two, then I went to the dark side for cash but returned to my roots

Presently between jobs, so if any of you need a law costs draftsman let me know



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1861sharks Phil
Mrs1861sharks Paula

Peter
if meet the family is still working, I will fill that in too