As a reprt writer you're much more constrained by reality than those who are liberated by the fancies of prognostication found in the dreaming up of a preview!
I'll tell you what I saw him
He was sittin' behind us down at the Pantages
And whatever it is that he's got up his sleeve
I hope it isn't contagious
What's her name? Is that her there?
Christ, I think he's even combed his hair!