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Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
Stopsy (IP Logged)
08 February, 2018 11:33
For those of a certain age...

STH1: Blimey, its looking a bit black over Billís Mumís, about matches my mood. Oh look here comes Skippy
STH2: Iím sure Skippy will sort your mood out, Hey Skippy, great to see you, how are you?
Skippy the Bust Kangaroo: Well yeah, no, environment, work hard, circumstancial, accuracy, environment
STH1: Whatís that Skippy? Thereís a team stuck down a well and the water is rising?
STBK: Work incredibly hard, environment, yeah, no, accuracy, clinical
STH2: But you have a plan to save them Skip?
STBK: Accuracy, circumstantial
STH1: You do, thatís great, what is it? How can we help?
STBK: Well yeah, no, environment, work hard, circumstancial, accuracy, environment, accuracy
STH2: You have dropped them some very heavy jackets and are filling the well up to let them float to the top?
STBK: Accuracy, circumstantial
STH1: Are you sure that will work? Wonít the heavy jackets make them sink?
STBK: Accuracy, circumstantial, accuracy
STH2: Whatís that Skip? You donít give a flying fig what I think?
STBK: Accuracy, circumstantial, environment

Etc. To be continued probably until the end of the season

 
Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
Rich W (IP Logged)
08 February, 2018 11:49
(Sm126)



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Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
daktari (IP Logged)
08 February, 2018 11:53
STH1: Whatís that Skippy? Thereís a team stuck down a well and the water is rising?
STBK: The result will be a little bit circustantial
STH1: But that wil be bad for the team stuck down the well
STBK: In a water rising , being trapped and drowning environment sure"
STH1; So what should we do to improve the situation
STBK: There is a bigger picture to see
STH1: What is the bigger picture/
STBK: Work hard, environment, work hard, circumstancial, accuracy, environment

 
Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
Tom Paine (IP Logged)
08 February, 2018 13:43
Send for the flying doctor.

 
Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
PrestonTiger (IP Logged)
08 February, 2018 17:47
I'd be happy if they sent for a short shouty builder sort of bloke who's just starting to be at risk of developing a scootish twang.

 
Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
Ken I L Worth (IP Logged)
09 February, 2018 08:53
Quote:
From the Mercury....
ďThe last three or four weeks we have used to re-set some of the things that are important to us and make sure the standards and the important things that make us tick as a team are bang on for Saturday because Gloucester are a fantastic side and especially at Kingsholm they aim up and we will have to be really accurate

 
Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
tigerburnie (IP Logged)
09 February, 2018 09:03
Sound bites, they get found out eventually, see Bomber and England

 
Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
JK (IP Logged)
09 February, 2018 10:01
Noone writes on this kind of subject with such aplomb as... Oh, never mind!

My Alexa has been telling me that Wasps were just too "clinicial" all week.

Great skill Tiggs!

 
 
Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
Rich W (IP Logged)
09 February, 2018 10:27
Quote:
at Kingsholm they aim up

Can someone tell me what this means - or is it a misprint?



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Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
vicky_c (IP Logged)
09 February, 2018 10:30
Love it Stopsy (Sm22)

 
Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
09 February, 2018 11:02
Good stuff!!!!!!!!!

 
Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
Tiggs (IP Logged)
09 February, 2018 11:11
Quote:
JK
Noone writes on this kind of subject with such aplomb as... Oh, never mind!
My Alexa has been telling me that Wasps were just too "clinicial" all week.

Great skill Tiggs!

Thanks JK



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Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
(JSF) (IP Logged)
09 February, 2018 11:25
So does this imply a new coach before the end of the season?

ANy chance of an announcement at the forum next week...



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Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
Yorkie (IP Logged)
09 February, 2018 12:00
Quote:
Rich W
Quote:
at Kingsholm they aim up

Can someone tell me what this means - or is it a misprint?

Well, taken literally, I hope Glaws do aim "up". This means that they won't be targeting our try line!!



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Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
daktari (IP Logged)
10 February, 2018 16:24
STBK: We worked hard,accuracy,environment
STH1: But we lost
STBK: In a points , position in the table environment sure
STH2: How are we going to recover from yet another defeat, its 11 losses in 13 now?
STBK: The losses were a little bit circumstantial
STH1: But we lost and will not make top four and top six is looking doubtful
STBK: You have to see the bigger picture
STH2: @#$%& off Skippy

 
Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
Purebob (IP Logged)
10 February, 2018 17:17
Okay
Serious question:

What positives are there for retaining MOC as opposed to binning him off immediately ?

Has she shown a spark of any promise that he can get our team of internationals performing near their past heights ?
Is he trying anything new that has yet to embed and come to pass ?



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Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
Rich W (IP Logged)
10 February, 2018 17:21
Rhetorical?



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Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
Purebob (IP Logged)
10 February, 2018 17:44
I am interested to hear the active, positive reasons for retaining MOC from smarter folks than I. Not rhetorical.

I can;t see any reason to keep him unless we know who we want to replace him and he's not available til next season. Even then I'd bin him and let Geordie have a a go.



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Re: Skippy the Bust Kangaroo
daktari (IP Logged)
10 February, 2018 17:51
Quote:
Purebob
I am interested to hear the active, positive reasons for retaining MOC from smarter folks than I. Not rhetorical.
I can;t see any reason to keep him unless we know who we want to replace him and he's not available til next season. Even then I'd bin him and let Geordie have a a go.
IMHO the BOD would have to accept they were wrong in appointing MO`C and they wont, secondly we probably cannot afford to pay him off and then pay top dollar to attract any Head Coach mad enough to walk into the vipers den that Tigers currently is. We are stuck with him and this dreadful losing mentality with no progress, no change in tactics , no change in anything, for at least another year.



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