|9 Aug, 2011 14:47||Report|
lgwt@castlebar (IP Logged)
Date Joined: Aug, 2006
OT for all readers in the S Hemi
Phonetic spelling improves this one.
*Condom factory burns down in New Zealand : *
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the
Hillen, its the hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but
there is an emergincy!! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en
Aucklind hes burned to the ground. It is istimated that the entire New
Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ****ind**** of the week.
PM: Shut !! The economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
unwanted babies. W' ill be ruined.
Hilth Munister: We're going to hef to shup some in from Brutain?
PM: No chence. The Poms will have a field day on thus one.
Hilth Munister: What about ****Australia**** ?
PM: I'll call Joolia Gillard. Tell her we need one million condoms, ten
enches long and eight enches thuck.
That way they'll continue to respect the "all blacks".
Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes that
arrived at the Pist Office.
She finds one million condoms. 10 enches long, 8 enches thuck, all coloured
green and gold with small writing on each one.
MADE IN ****AUSTRALIA**** - SIZE: MEDIUM
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie Oi Oi Oi.