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Patgadd
OT - help needed
Patgadd (IP Logged)
04 December, 2017 17:07
A man called at the house last night, and inspired me to update an old song. Trouble is, I can't get the last line right. Any ideas?

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen
When the snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone the moon that night
Though the frost was shocking
When a salesman came in site
A-ringing and a-knocking.

“Hither, page, and stand by me
If thou knowst it, telling
Yonder pedlar, who is he?
WTF’s he selling?”
“Sire, he’s smartly dressed, you see,
And his car’s amazing.
He would like to know if we
Want some double glazing.

He sells windows, sliding doors,
Conservatories and soffits,
It’s all for a worthy cause;
There’s hardly any profits.”
“Tell him, practices like that
Should probably be struck off,
And when you’ve had your little chat
Tell the man to go away

 
TVM Rides Again....Again
Re: OT - help needed
TVM Rides Again (IP Logged)
04 December, 2017 18:37
Ha!


I think the line is 'eat a lucky toffee'

 
schneiderlein
Re: OT - help needed
schneiderlein (IP Logged)
04 December, 2017 19:14
How about...


He sells windows, sliding doors,
Conservatories and soffits,
It’s all for a worthy cause;
There’s hardly any profits.”
“Tell him, practices like that
Should probably be struck off,
Tell him that he can go whistle
A tune by Rimsky Korsakov



Well, at least it rhymes... and is on trend with the utterances of our Foreign Secretary!



Du skal ikke tro at du er bedre end os!

 
Eco Warrior
Re: OT - help needed
Eco Warrior (IP Logged)
04 December, 2017 19:40
Reminds me of the story where a Prime Minister was giving an important speech when he/she was struck by a fit of coughing which the traditional sip of water failed to alleviate.

An aide passed him/her a lozenge and muttered "For cough", to which the reply was

"It's all right, I'll be gone soon!"


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