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STUD ULTRAS™! - The Taking of Toulouse 2012
28 February, 2012 20:37
And so to Round 1 of the ‘Come With Us and We’ll Go Dreaming’ Stud Ultras™ tour of 2012. The Stud Ultras™ are travelling mob handed. So far, numbers in the region of 3 are being talked about.

The Stud Ultras™ advanced party will be travelling out on Thursday, getting holed up in one of the Toulouse Olympic top boys main boozers. They will then gain the trust of the TO ‘plus seigneurs’ through the regaling of their many European ‘offs’ during their time as leader of Cwmbran Towns ‘Crow Crew’.

In order to enter under the radar of the massed French border patrol, the main body of the Stud Ultras™ will be entering the country under a stealth rail operation on the Friday evening. In order to shake off any tailing ‘five-oh’, an evening has been arranged scratching off the brew pubs of Lille.

The following morning sees an early start with a movement even the opening credits of Dad’s Army could not track. A Stud Ultras™ ritual is that member # 00000002, a mysterious man known only as GW Stud, must travel to a station on the continent that is within a letters difference of the station he started his journey from Blighty from. Thus Montpelier on the Bristol to Avonmouth line, becomes Montpellier on the Cote d'azur.

For those unaware of European Railway awards, for five of the last years, Neath Station footbridge has won the award for the railway artefact that smells most deeply of p!ss. The other two years were won by Montpellier as the whole station reeks of stale urine. Not just a small dose of @#$%& urine as well, I mean 20 gallons of the morning after a night on the White Lightening.

Anyway, from here we make our way to Toulouse where the action will start. Advanced notice from Stud Ultras™ member # 00000004, the aforementioned ‘RR’ will give us warning of where the ‘Olympic’ main men will be waiting the off. Once the Stud Ultras are position, from in side the pub, our heroic plant will raise the battle cry with a pre determined phrase, namely “Turn that f***ing jukebox down, I'm trying to watch the golf”. At which point the Stud Ultras will procede to enter the fray, with the Spirit of St Dominic as the major tactical ploy. After our “Kill them all for the Lord will know his own” move, we intend to occupy the pub in a way that would have the inhabitants of Mafeking feeling a bit put out.

Alternatively, come and join us in the The Frog & Rosbif brew pub in the rue de l'Industrie. We’ll be the ones slagging off rugby union and the Celtic Crusaders (have you noticed how twitchy they become when you call them that?).


Stud Ultras™

“handsome, not sexy, more statuesque”

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 28/02/2012 20:38 by Big Boobs and FIRE!.

Ian L
Re: STUD ULTRAS™! - The Taking of Toulouse 2012
Ian L (IP Logged)
28 February, 2012 22:00
Make your way to the Melting Pot pub...some of us will be there Friday evening!

Big Boobs and FIRE!
Re: STUD ULTRAS™! - The Taking of Toulouse 2012
28 February, 2012 22:05
Hmmm, the Melting Pot.

Will there be a military flavour to your singing?

Ian L
Re: STUD ULTRAS™! - The Taking of Toulouse 2012
Ian L (IP Logged)
29 February, 2012 08:02
You wouldnt want to hear me'd empty the place!

Re: STUD ULTRAS™! - The Taking of Toulouse 2012
gwstud (IP Logged)
29 February, 2012 16:00
The Stud's name live on for evermore - those boys will take a hell of a beating!

Re: STUD ULTRAS™! - The Taking of Toulouse 2012
goodscorpion (IP Logged)
29 February, 2012 19:32
lol, I fear for 'RR', he got lost in Bridgend on a night out, this could be the last we ever see of him!

Re: STUD ULTRAS™! - The Taking of Toulouse 2012
Rob Buckley (IP Logged)
29 February, 2012 20:39
Well i won't be keeping an eye on him, Helen myself David and Lynda, (Sponsors) will be celebrating my 24 wedding ann
on the saturday nice meal on the friday night wine etc, nice day out before the game saturday evening, come one come all to join me in my fantastic 24 years of marriage
and it's Phil's birthday on the saturday toooooooooooooooo

Rob and Helen

Re: STUD ULTRAS™! - The Taking of Toulouse 2012
Rogero (IP Logged)
02 March, 2012 07:55
CONGRATULATIONS to Rob and Helen on their 24th!(Sm152)

Re: STUD ULTRAS™! - The Taking of Toulouse 2012
lewj (IP Logged)
02 March, 2012 11:05
The original post has the hallmarks of a certain poster who just can't let it go.

I may be wrong but it definitely does.

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