For one thing the Meejah should leave him well enough alone up there - maybe that's naive but if he went an a night out to a club with mates in London I reckon the tabloids would be out in force regardless of what he did or when.
I'm afraid that is a tad naive Steve. Hard as this might be to believe, we actually have the media up here in Manchester too - as Wayne Rooney, Carlos Teves, Rio Ferdinand, Ryan Giggs and Mario Barotelli can attest to.
He is just as likely to be photographed falling out of a nightclub up here as he is in London.
Cipriani's problems weren't because he was a famous rugby player, rather that he was a famous bloke who happened to play rugby.
Manchester is different to London in many ways, while we've only just got running water, unlike London, we're likely to still have it in June.