For one thing the Meejah should leave him well enough alone up there - maybe that's naive but if he went an a night out to a club with mates in London I reckon the tabloids would be out in force regardless of what he did or when.
I'm afraid that is a tad naive Steve. Hard as this might be to believe, we actually have the media up here...
My Oath! I can't wait for my copies of The Westmoreland Argus & Pigeon Fanciers' Gazette
to be sent down
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