London Irish RFC wish to announce that with immediate effect that there are no longer any no. 10's available and as such the club will play without a specific no. 10 for next season.
However, Billy Cox from Cirencester Old Boys has indicated that he is available and will cover most Saturday matches and has suggested that his mate John should be alright for the Sunday games once they let him out.
In order to eradicate any possible problems with coverage for Friday matches, a draw will be held along the lines of the Cityjet competition from last season.
Caimh will announce the Stand, Row & Seat number and the lucky winner will be rewarded with his (her) no. 10 shirt for the forthcoming Friday on the day.
Unfortunately due to "Health & Safety" issues, male winners should be no older than 65, females
60 65, both sexes to have height in proportion to beer belly overall weight.
Note that entrants may be tested for their ability to kick the ball wildly up the field of play and ensure that an opposition player manages to be standing in the precise spot the ball is due to land in.
This piece brightened up a very disappointing day!
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