Thanks everyone. I'm feeling better today, though in stupid amounts of pain. I don't think I've ever sworn so much as I did yesterday!
It turns out my blender's quite sharp as I hit the bone! I'm on anti-biotics for the next 7 days and some very strong painkillers for the next few as well.
It was about time I'd had a cake-related accident I guess...
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