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Tales Of Future Past

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By Pastitref
January 17 2012
Pastitref’s  Tales Of Future Past is the fourth in a number of stories sent in by Pirates Supporters and contributors to the board.......  In coming weeks look out for more stories and hopefully yours.

From Pastitref:

Tales Of Future Past.

So at last, it’s arrived. The big day. This day we have been waiting for so many years. Here, in this impressive new stadium, the newly promoted Cornish Pirates are about to take the field. I feel like its been a long journey to this point….

 Sidney Smith, my grandfather, had been a regular at Kingsholm for many seasons and he seemed excited to be taking me to my first ever game of rugby. 9 years of age, I climbed on the back of his Honda moped and off we went on the first part of this journey.

 Yes, it’s obvious that this esteemed writer is in fact a foreigner, an Englishman from the former roman city of Glevum, now known as Gloucester. A supporter of the “cherry and whites” from the age of nine, former season ticket holder and even former barman at kingsholm in the late seventies and early eighties.

So what’s the connection with the Cornish Pirates?

Be patient, dear reader, we will get there in the end…

After my many trips to matches at Kingsholm, I got the bug myself and started to play at school. Due to adventures and mishaps not for publication here, I was despatched to Cornwall at the age of 11. 

It was at Pool County Secondary School, where Alvin Williams was P E teacher that I began to play the game.

Not blessed with skill or talent I was enthusiastic and reliable. Pool School had a very good team those days, and I became an expert at carrying water and oranges to the players on the pitch.

 My obvious lack of ability did not deter me however, and I continued to play schoolboy rugby until I left school, and returning to Gloucester, joined the local team Gloucester Spartans.

I enjoyed my years at Spartans, and remained there until my RAF career posted me to RAF ST MAWGAN Cornwall.

RAF ST MAWGAN RFC had quite a good side, and I was lucky enough to play in a team with some very good players.

I left the RAF and joined Wadebridge Camels, who have been promoted often in recent years and now play high up in the league structure, but in the mid to late eighties team selection took place on the Platt on Saturday based on the numbers who turned up!

I played for Camels for years until a knee injury ended things.

Next I decided to become a ref, and approached my refereeing with the sole intention of giving 30 players a game of rugby, be fair to both sides, do your best and always turn up.

Once again, it’s fair to say I was enthusiastic and reliable, and given the good attitude of the teams, I could be a very good ref.

However, I was never comfortable in fractious situations, did not understand the attitude of some players and coaches and could not deal with hostile reactions.  Then my knee problems returned.

So I decided to watch matches and travel from Padstow to Penzance,

Truro, Camborne and the return to Penzance to follow the Cornish Pirates, both home and away where possible.

Trips with the press gang to all points north,, train journeys to Penzance, a few beers before and after the match, stood in naughty boys corner with the comments flowing thick and fast, the singing in the beer tent, win or lose. The players mingling with the supporters.

I felt, and still feel, part of something special….

So that’s how a 9 year old Gloucester lad became a 50 something Pirates supporter.It’s been a long journey.  Standing here in this new stadium with the newly promoted Cornish Pirates about to take to the field. The sense of achievement and excitement, a tingle in the air, a moment in time. The crowd is ready!

PIRATES! PIRATES! PIRATES!

Rugby has been part of my life for over forty years.

Here’s to the next forty!

To Sid, who started it all, and to all fellow supporters, and all dreamers, everywhere.

 

PASTITREF.

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Tales Of Future Past
Posted by: Unofficial Pirates (IP Logged)
Date: 17/01/2012 13:19

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Re: Tales Of Future Past
Posted by: *Stalwart (IP Logged)
Date: 18/01/2012 11:15

Great story, Pastitref (do you realise, if you leave one "t" out you'd be Pastiref!).
We've visited Spartans a couple of times when The Pirates were in Western Counties League. The changing rooms were a couple of metal containers, and the locals were pretty hostile!

Re: Tales Of Future Past
Posted by: Landlubber (IP Logged)
Date: 18/01/2012 11:23

Pastitref, you quoted "Due to adventures and mishaps not for publication here, I was despatched to Cornwall at the age of 11." in your story - in the (even more) olden days you would have been shipped off to Australia! Never mind Cherry and Whites, you could've been a Green and Gold! Good tale though.

Re: Tales Of Future Past
Posted by: CAPTAIN BENBOW (IP Logged)
Date: 18/01/2012 14:22

I remember a game at Spartans where the ref asked a spectator to move away from the touchline, as he was standing with his bicycle right on the line, and it was obviously dangerous. This spectator refused to move!

I'm not sure if it was in the same game, but the ref pulled a hamstring and the game was abandoned in the second half, but before enough time had elapsed for the score to stand. The game was scheduled to be replayed at the end of the season, but it never happened as by then we had won the league (and promotion) and the result would have made no difference to either team.

I remember the "changing rooms" in the car park - open containers for all and sundry to view - not that I would have looked at those men getting changed .....

Re: Tales Of Future Past
Posted by: pastitref (IP Logged)
Date: 19/01/2012 08:21

(Sm159)
Hi all,

Was at Spartans when they built the new clubhouse. However we aere next to the river severn.

The main pitch was quite low and near the river, and the pitch could flood to the point where you could canoe under the posts!

As for Spartans being hostile, we were pussycats compared to Matson and Coney hill....

Re: Tales Of Future Past
Posted by: *Stalwart (IP Logged)
Date: 19/01/2012 08:33

Oh yes, Matson....the infamous "ear biting" incident many moons ago caused a fair bit of controversy. So much so that when we went for the return fixture there were police vans outside the ground. As it happened all was peace and goodwill (well peace anyway).

Re: Tales Of Future Past
Posted by: CAPTAIN BENBOW (IP Logged)
Date: 19/01/2012 11:33

At the return fixture at Matson there was a good trade in Christmas cards being sold from the boot of a car in the car park. I had a look at them and was told to "be quick" if I wanted them - presumably as there were police nearby!

Re: Tales Of Future Past
Posted by: Padstow Pirate (IP Logged)
Date: 19/01/2012 17:56

Should your title be tales of pastits past?.(Sm109)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012:01:27:08:30:15 by Padstow Pirate.

Re: Tales Of Future Past
Posted by: Padstow Pirate (IP Logged)
Date: 19/01/2012 17:58

only joking Gary, Great Story.

Re: Tales Of Future Past
Posted by: pastitref (IP Logged)
Date: 19/01/2012 18:48

Hi Rob,

All my stories come in black and white.

Mind you, I remember a certain 12 year old in Camels clubhouse helping the players to finish off the jug!

My silence can be bought on this matter....

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