Wasps, on the other hand, mirroring their pitchside personas, tend to be less vocal in a planned way (none of that boring "beep-beep-beep Har-le-quins" mindless monotony for us!) but contribute fully on comment and banter - which is why the earth moves when the site goes into maintenance mode when someone forgets to write a story.

 We have asked before many times for volunteers to take a break from posting and instead to put a week's worth of posts together as a piece of literature, but have few takers.

If more people do not contribute, you will have to make do with a ramblings such as this to keep the message board available.

So who fancies a challenge?

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