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MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS

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By Dobbin
December 23 2009
On Sunday afternoon, after two days spent gorging on roast turkey, brussel sprouts, chestnut stuffing and sundry other seasonal challenges to the human digestive system, more than seventy thousand people will descend on Twickenham stadium for a Guinness Premiership league match between Harlequins and Wasps. One thing's for certain – between them they're going to generate something of an atmosphere
t would be wrong to call this match a London derby, just as it's something of a misnomer to call the season opener the London double header these days. But a history of rivalry stemming – so the story goes – from a shared beginning, adds spice to meetings between these two clubs. According to that story Harlequins and Wasps are siblings, sprung from the same parent – The Hampstead rugby club, some time in the 1860s. When the two factions went their separate ways, one group formed Wasps and the other, having a job-lot of shirts with an 'HFC' logo already on them, searched through a dictionary and came up with the word Harlequin. And thus was a club born.


When the RFU was formed in 1871, Harlequins were amongst the founder members. Legend has it that the Wasps' representative went to the wrong bar on the wrong date (or maybe didn't fancy the pizza on offer at the right one), thereby missing out on the prestige of founding membership, but who sent him there? Is it fanciful to suggest that some Moriarty-like Harlequin, still smarting from the Hampstead split a few years earlier (and no doubt rueing the fact he'd ended up on the wrong side), sent the unwary Wasp on a wild-goose chase through the dank Dickensian streets, trusting that he'd plump for the first pub he came to and settle in for the duration?


In any case, a rivalry had been born, and it continues to the modern day. When the Courage Leagues were first instituted in the late nineteen-eighties, Wasps and Quins were the only two London representatives in the top division. Harlequins never won the league but were often there or thereabouts, and enjoyed success in the knock-out competition too. They won the RFU Cup in 1988 and 1991, and appeared in the final in 1992 and 1993. Meetings between the two clubs in the early nineteen-nineties ranged players from that era's successful England teams against each other: the likes of Brian Moore, Paul Ackford, Peter Winterbottom and Will Carling for Harlequins, Paul Rendall, Jeff Probyn and Rob Andrew for Wasps. They were, without doubt, the big fish in the London rugby pond.


Nowadays, of course, London Irish and Saracens have muscled their way into the cosy south-eastern club and, much to the chagrin of traditionalists, failed to do the decent thing and disappear again. Maybe the staying-power of these clubs, together with the emergence of other rivalries, has diminished the needle that used to exist between Wasps and Quins. Added to this, the image of Quins as an exclusive club for Hooray Henrys, dabbling in rugby in between making a killing on the stock-market and propping up the wine-growers of Champagne, doesn't ring true any more. A trip to the Stoop is enough to confirm this – you're as likely to be sitting next to a Bob Smith as a Charles Ffoulkes-Smythe, and no Quin of the old school would ever have done anything as vulgar as joining in a chant. The Stoop has become a venue that you look forward to visiting – good facilities, decent banter and, dare I say it, an entertaining team to watch.


But Sunday's match is at the rather larger stadium over the road – the second of Quins' 'Big Games' as they're called, and it is intriguing to wonder where the crowd is coming from. They can't all be fans of the two clubs – if they were, then you'd have to say that a massive trick is being missed by both. More likely, after the excesses of the festive season, people are looking for an opportunity to get out of the house and do something, and reasonably priced tickets to a rugby match within fairly easy reach of public transport is just the sort of thing they're attracted to. Seventy thousand plus people. It's food for thought.


After a wobbly start to the season (beginning with defeat by Wasps and the sending off of George Robson at the double-header), Harlequins have begun to find some form again in recent weeks. They have lost just one of their last six Premiership matches, to high-flying Northampton, and notched up victories against Gloucester, Worcester and Bath, as well as a hard-fought draw against London Irish. In Ugo Monye and David Strettle they have two of the quickest wing men in the country; experienced, effective half-backs in the form of England scrum-half Danny Care and New Zealand fly-half Nick Evans; and in Mike Brown they have one of the more reliable full-backs in English rugby. Discarded by England, Brown is solid under the high ball, able to counter-attack or kick with equal facility, and extremely competitive in everything he does. A full-back in the traditional mould who reminds me of Matt Perry – call me old-fashioned, but I'd rather have a Mike Brown than the flaky, occasionally brilliant but occasionally downright awful Abendanon type of player.


Up front, Quins have a competitive pack anchored by England number eight Nick Easter. He is joined in the back-row by Will Skinner and last season's Guinness Premiership player of the year Chris Robshaw, with the promising Tom Guest waiting in the wings. The front five isn't bursting with star names, but anybody who watched Quins' home match against Sale in the Heineken Cup the other week knows that they don't lose anything for that. Indeed, both matches against Sale displayed the quick, effective attacking game that Quins became known for last season. There's no reason to think that they're going to clam up in the open spaces of the Twickenham pitch on Sunday.


For Wasps, the most effective part of their game in recent weeks has been defence. Waldouck, Kefu and Jacobs have been a brick wall in midfield, and the aggression of the pack at the breakdown and in open play has been a notch up from the early part of the season. Attacking-wise, the story hasn't been quite so successful. Despite Tom Varndell's two tries against Bayonne at Adams Park, there's a feeling that Wasps haven't been making the most of the opportunities they've been creating. This was especially evident in last weekend's away game to Bayonne. It was a good win, built on defence, but could (and perhaps should) have been a more clear-cut victory. Of course, conditions don't always help – a slippery ball and Siberian cold aren't conducive to slick handling - but even so, clean breaks are too often ending in spilled ball or a rushed attempt to make the decisive, scoring play, and tries seem to be going begging because of it.


At Twickenham, victory is dependent on matching Quins' attacking intent and combining it with the highly effective defensive organisation that has characterised recent Wasps performances. There will be no lack of space, no reason why whatever combination of Varndell, Lemi and Sackey take the wings can't operate, and no excuse for getting bogged down in a tedious kicking contest. Both sides have the ability to attack ball-in-hand. Let's hope, for the sake of the seventy-thousand plus spectators, that the rugby is worthy of the occasion.


Prediction: with accuracy and calm heads in attack, Wasps to sneak it.

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MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: DrunkenWasps.com (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 12:43

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Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: pds18464 (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 12:49

sounds an ideal game to give Danny a go !

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: GrubbyQuin (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 12:52

Excellent preview Dobbin, thanks.

Quins by 8!

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: Hangover (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 13:29

Triffic as usual.

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: Nemoquin (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 13:34

Far too fair and balanced. Where is the biased rant I was expecting?(Sm102)

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: Speedy-New (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 15:19

Quote:
Nemoquin
Far too fair and balanced. Where is the biased rant I was expecting?(Sm102)

Your mistaking us for Sharks fans!!

Great preview

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: St Bruno (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 15:22

If you really need a biased rant,I suggest you look no further than the Sharks board!

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: Artemis (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 15:28

I too liken our Mike Brown to Perry and when Olly Morgan is not fit would be my choice for Full back with England.....

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: deadlyfrom5yardsout (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 16:17

S'funny! Sharks have been falling over themselves to compliment us on recent events.....

But, great preview, good job and lets hope for a 60 point thriller in Quins favour.

Try,Try and Try again....!

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: arquero (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 16:29

S'funny! Sharks have been falling over themselves to compliment us on recent events.....

Yeah, well, you both had a point to prove. They've even been suggesting that playing last weekend somehow exonerates you from Bloodgate,so I think most of the mutual back-slapping can be taken with a road gritter full of salt! It'd be interesting to see how many had tickets and weren't able to make the game due to the adverse weather, not that they'd ever announce that one, of course; nor would I wish to spend much time pursuing it!

Another excellent report though Dobbin. A very Merry Christmas to ALL your readers! (Sm128)

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: Quinten Poulsen (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 16:31

Excellent preview, and with the game being on neutral territory I think it's too close to call.

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: Pawlo (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 17:44

Excellent preview... a good read... now for the match!!

Merry Christmas all... and enjoy the excess tiffin (except the teams of course!) (Sm63)

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: MikeGC (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 18:07

Quote:
arquero
They've even been suggesting that playing last weekend somehow exonerates you from Bloodgate,

no, we have not !

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: deadlyfrom5yardsout (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 18:27

mmmmmmmmmm.....pizza!!!(Sm100)

Try,Try and Try again....!

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: arquero (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 18:39

Mike GC,

Oh, yes you have - don't you just LURV the panto season?

I wonder whether you're spending too much time on this board and not enough on your own!

Read the thread that's named "Let's all say thanks to Quins"
There are a number of posts mentioning restored reputations, etc., etc.

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: Hangover (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 19:02

Sorry chaps but neither Brown or Morgan would be my choice for FB - it would be Mr D Armitage by a country mile.

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: Bedazzled (IP Logged)
Date: 23/12/2009 20:54

An excellent preview indeed.

Although I'm sorry to see that, from his picture, Dobbin has changed from a handsome young man into a bald-headed old git. I do hope that the concerns of the past weeks have not been too much for him (Sm108)

As regards the postprandial atmosphere, it would of course be uncharitable at this time of year to say that Wasps are used to making a stink, so I will say no such thing!smiling smiley

But, altogether a very vivid and informative piece of writing that is a first-rate curtain raiser for what looks like a great day out for all fortunate enough to be there (Sm152)

..... assuming that all concerned agree to play of course winking smiley

Season's Greetings,

Bedazzled (Sm134)

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: RossM (IP Logged)
Date: 24/12/2009 10:14

On Sunday afternoon, after two days spent gorging on roast turkey, brussel sprouts, chestnut stuffing and sundry other seasonal challenges to the human digestive system, more than seventy thousand people will descend on Twickenham stadium ........................ One thing's for certain – between them they're going to generate something of an atmosphere

Hope there's a bit of a breeze smiling smiley

Excellent preview, Dobbin. I'm sure you are far too subtle an author to miss the possibilities for innuendo, so I must assume it was a deliberate hook to catch readers, like me, with a mucky sense of humour.

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: FleetQuin (IP Logged)
Date: 24/12/2009 14:15

A very enjoyable and good review. Too close to call, I feel - nervous already. To all those going, I hope we have an entertaining game and look forward to the usual friendly banter.

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: Dobbin (IP Logged)
Date: 26/12/2009 22:34

Quote:
Excellent preview, Dobbin. I'm sure you are far too subtle an author to miss the possibilities for innuendo, so I must assume it was a deliberate hook to catch readers, like me, with a mucky sense of humour.

Afraid so, Ross. smiling smiley

Re: MATCH PREVIEW: HARLEQUINS v WASPS
Posted by: Hooker Stewart - Wendover Wasp (IP Logged)
Date: 27/12/2009 08:12

Quote:
RossM
Hope there's a bit of a breeze smiling smiley
Excellent preview, Dobbin. I'm sure you are far too subtle an author to miss the possibilities for innuendo, so I must assume it was a deliberate hook to catch readers, like me, with a mucky sense of humour.

Flatulence will get you ....a space of your own.

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