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Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
By Leipziger
December 20 2008
It was that time of the season again, when the South Stand Choir summons as many as it can to invade the Pussycat Empire and request noise from the Cheatahs. This time it was decided that fancy dress, kilts in particular would be the order of the day. One fan decided to outdo the rest of us with a black and pink tutu and heels to match his rugby shirt.

I'm sure he doesn't need to be named for everyone to know who I'm talking about.

 

Mrs Slacker's black and white Santa hats completed the outfits. We made a lot of noise, more so in the first half than the second, but we didn't taunt the Tiggers as much as we should have. One half-hearted attempt at “One Q in quiet” didn't really take off.


For the lack of sound from the home fans, I blame the announcer at Welford Road – as Toby “is a Geordie” Flood prepared to take a kick, “shh” could be heard over the PA. Clearly the locals think this means be quiet all the time, except with Martin Castrol GTX takes the field.


Anyway, I'm sure a lot more will be said about the tutu, so to the game.


This week, when people haven't been debating the much more important issue of which colours this site should use, some have been wondering whether we should've played a reserve side in Leicester today. Some said yes, save players for Worcester, others said no, a heavy defeat would cause a bigger problem.


In the end we were forced by England to rest Jamie Noon, but the rest of the team didn't consist of many surprises. That's not to say everyone agreed with the starting 15 – I for one would've replaced Noon with Tom Dillon, not Spencer Davey, but that's just me.


Overall, Leicester controlled the match, restricting us to small spells of possession as their backs attacked with pace and forwards with aggression. Our best chance of points in the first half came when the scores were 0-0, Rob Miller kicking a penalty from just inside the home half. It missed, but Hideo was pleased we'd got that close as most Falcons fans continued to expect a thrashing.


Flood knocked over the first points of the game after 20 minutes, the Tiggers choosing to kick a penalty with the Falcons fronting up well in defence. Another former Geordie, Craig Newby, almost scored a try but knocked on on the line, bringing ironic cheers from the away fans.


With Noah and his back-line flowing, Geordan Murphy scored the first try of the game with just a few minutes left in the first half, as we ran out of defenders on the left. Flood converted to give his new team a 10-0 lead at half-time.


Some fans seemed happy with the score so far, after all on paper the two XVs are miles apart in terms of quality. The game isn't played on paper, but so far Leicester were dominating, the only problem for them was our tackling and Newby dropping the ball on the line.


Leicester were much the better side in the second half too, although we did have a spell of possession later on in the game, but made little impression in their 22. Flood knocked over a second penalty before Steve Jones, who had replaced Miller, kicked our first and only points of the day.


Aaron Mauger went over for a second try though from our lost lineout (not the only one of the day), and with the game won Leicester continued to seek more tries. Our defence held firm though, and we even put together little spells of possession later in the half, but couldn't get close enough to threaten to get back into the game.


Leicester's time ran out, and they had to be content with two tries and four points. We have hopefully not picked up any injuries, and probably not suffered a big psychological blow from losing by 40, as might have happened had some fans had their way.


Having got no points out of today's game, and having been bottom at one stage while Worcester were playing Bristol, defeat is not an option against the Warriors next week. We should be able to, since if they can't beat the bottom team at home they logically shouldn't beat the second-bottom team away.


Merry Christmas everyone, see you all on Saturday – with some normal clothes on please!

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Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: FalconsRugby.org.uk (IP Logged)
Date: 20/12/2008 21:10

What do you think? You can have your say by posting below.

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: grannyg (IP Logged)
Date: 20/12/2008 21:24

I can certainly see benefits in having very low expectations

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Dr. B. (IP Logged)
Date: 20/12/2008 21:33

I'd like to express my thanks to those who made today such fun: Steve, Leipy, The Winos, Slacker, Mrs Slacker, The Parlings, Stig, Natalie, Hideo, Izzie, Martin, Mally ..........

Despite the result, it's been a great day out. Cheers one and all. Merry Christmas!

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Mally (IP Logged)
Date: 20/12/2008 22:06

Great defensive performance - no attack and too much ball kicked away as usual. Had expected them to run tons of tries past us but it didn't happen, so a much better than expected performance. If we good only find an attack coach who is as good as Alan Tait!

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: anneke (IP Logged)
Date: 21/12/2008 14:35

where are the pictures??

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Hideo (IP Logged)
Date: 21/12/2008 20:20

Quote:
Dr. B.
I'd like to express my thanks to those who made today such fun: Steve, Leipy, The Winos, Slacker, Mrs Slacker, The Parlings, Stig, Natalie, Hideo, Izzie, Martin, Mally ..........

Seconded! Twas indeed a good day out, and as an away trip virgin I'll obviously be expecting any future trips to be similar, tutus, kilts and all!

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Mally (IP Logged)
Date: 21/12/2008 20:21

Except next time he'll be bringing more food with him!

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Hideo (IP Logged)
Date: 21/12/2008 20:24

Ah yes...I was slightly under-prepared on the food front. An apple just wasn't quite enough. Thanks for rescuing me with those pork pies and HP!

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: roberts (IP Logged)
Date: 21/12/2008 20:24

Really need some pictures on this thread!!!

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Hideo (IP Logged)
Date: 21/12/2008 20:28

Just wait till you see the one of our Chairman kissing Steve in his pink tutu!(Sm100)

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: TouchLine (IP Logged)
Date: 21/12/2008 20:41

I suppose that's better than kissing him on the lips.

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Hideo (IP Logged)
Date: 21/12/2008 21:41

(Sm22)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2008:12:21:21:50:58 by Mally.

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: DGNTR (IP Logged)
Date: 21/12/2008 22:03

There is nothing I'd want to do less than get a kiss off Thumper whilst wearing a pink skirt.

To say Steve's antics concern me......

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Hideo (IP Logged)
Date: 22/12/2008 09:04

...so whay aren't the smileys working anymore? Do they disagree with the green background and have gone on strike?!

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Leipziger (IP Logged)
Date: 22/12/2008 09:50

They never work in the thread under a story.

The South Stand Choir (Latest post - Match preview: Bath Rugby v Newcastle Falcons):

http://thesouthstandchoir.wordpress.com

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Sam / minxy (IP Logged)
Date: 22/12/2008 10:29

Quote:
Dr. B.
I'd like to express my thanks to those who made today such fun: Steve, Leipy, The Winos, Slacker, Mrs Slacker, The Parlings, Stig, Natalie, Hideo, Izzie, Martin, Mally ..........

Bah humbug.
No mince pies or truffles for you come the Wuss match!

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Leipziger (IP Logged)
Date: 22/12/2008 10:37

Mince pies are apparently illegal in Britain don't you know!

The South Stand Choir (Latest post - Match preview: Bath Rugby v Newcastle Falcons):

http://thesouthstandchoir.wordpress.com

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: TouchLine (IP Logged)
Date: 22/12/2008 10:41

So is Christams Pudding. Oliver Cromwell has a lot to answer for.

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: TouchLine (IP Logged)
Date: 22/12/2008 10:44

Also, did you know

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle



Taxi drivers are required to ask all passengers if they have smallpox or the plague




Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI)




It is illegal to be drunk on licensed premises



you can shoot a Welsh person all day on a Sunday, with a longbow in the Cathedral Close, Hereford.



It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: telfs123 (IP Logged)
Date: 22/12/2008 12:12

you can shoot a scotsman with a longbow off the york walls.

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: westand (IP Logged)
Date: 22/12/2008 12:19

You can take a cow to the pub but don't get drunk, under an arcane law it's illegal to be drunk and in possession of a cow.

(Sm63)

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: TouchLine (IP Logged)
Date: 22/12/2008 13:10

Smileys are now working in story threads. This new Sportnetwork boffin is pretty good.

Re: Kilts, tutus and tea-towels
Posted by: Sam / minxy (IP Logged)
Date: 06/01/2009 09:10

Sorry to be such a killjoy, but I have it on good authority that one of New Labour's first acts when they got into government was to quietly repeal all those lovely silly laws.

So you can eat mince pies at Christmas (and for several months afterwards as everyone always buys too many), you can cark it, if you so choose, in the Houses of Parliament, and perhaps most importantly, policemen are no longer legally obliged to let pregnant women pee in their helmets.

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