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Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol

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By Leipziger
February 27 2010
Sitting with a turning stomach at work yesterday morning, having just lost my breakfast (sorry, the report gets more horrific later), I was resigned to missing last night's match. I think it was the macaroni cheese on Wednesday.
 

My last hope was the chemist, and as the clock crawled past 9am I went and picked up some pink chalky stuff called Pepto Bismol. It did the trick and though I wasn't 100 per cent, I'd be off to Worcester.


And though it was one of my easier trips to Worcester off the pitch, non-travelling Newcastle fans should not be sorry they missed this game as we edge ever closer to the relegation zone.


On the pitch, just the norm at my least favourite Premiership ground really, where since Worcester were promoted we've won once and been really competitive one other time (the night of Loki's phantom penalty).


Steve Bates sprung a selection surprise by bringing Adam Balding into the team for the first time in years, through gritted teeth no doubt as we all know (or some think they know) his feelings about Worcester's new signing. Pete Browne and Brent Wilson shuffled around the back row, and Gcobani Bobo switched to the wing due to Charlie Amesbury's injury.


The first half saw both sides enjoy spells of possession. Bobo made a good run down the left but as he was put into touch five metres out, his one-handed pass went forward – the first of numerous knock-ons by the Falcons in the home 22.


Tim Swinson also fumbled with the line beckoning.


Although we were stronger in the lineout, in the scrum the Falcons' pack (and the referee for the most part) had little answer to Worcester and Tevita Taumoepeau in particular. The scrum going backwards put Micky Young under pressure and at one point his opposite number Jonny Arr hacked on and forced Alex Tait to carry over our line and touch down.


The Warriors would have wondered how they came away from a succession of scrums on our line without a try or at least forcing a yellow card, but our dogged defence held out. A shining light on a cold, dark evening, although we were also held up on the right.


In the end, Worcester had to settle for two Willie Walker penalties to give them a 6-0 half-time lead. A third penalty from halfway just failed to get over the bar, while Carl Hayman turned down a number of kickable penalties to keep us playing.


At the break Adam Balding was replaced with Will Welch, but the game descended into a midfield battle with few clear chances. The Falcons had arguably the most dangerous spell early on though, camping on Worcester's line before spreading to the backs, but the move came to nothing.


Jimmy Gopperth took his first place-kick of the night on the hour to try to halve the deficit and at least get us on the scoreboard, but the penalty went wide.


It's times like that when you realise it probably isn't your night.


Coming towards the end of the game, we had a couple of kicks charged down in our 22 and one saw two Worcester players go over the line, but fortunately nowhere near the loose ball.

However, a run up a blind alley in our 22 by Young and then Alex Tait losing possession in contact allowed home replacement Will Bowley to run in unopposed for the only try of the night, which Walker converted.


Their tails up, the Warriors went hunting for another score and would have got it but for a tackle on Miles Benjamin by Brent Wilson and replacement Tom Biggs five metres out.


With us having no chance of winning and little chance of scoring, the game ended in a 13-0 defeat.


Looking at the fixtures we have left and the way the bottom half of the table is tightening up, Heineken Cup qualification now has to be forgotten and we really need to start winning to avoid getting sucked into the relegation battle further. It is mathematically possible (though unlikely looking at the fixtures) that by full-time in our game next week we could be bottom. It's that scary.


The reminder last night that our forwards are not invincible, Micky Young's desperate lack of form and Jimmy Gopperth's inconsistency are all hugely worrying.


The saddest thing is that our team is packed with very good players; the problem is surely at the top. By the end of the season Bates will have had more time than Fletcher but done no better. Whatever happens in the remaining games, we can only hope that Dave Thompson makes the right decision, the only sensible one, in the summer.

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Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: FalconsRugby.org.uk (IP Logged)
Date: 27/02/2010 09:23

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Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: TouchLine (IP Logged)
Date: 27/02/2010 09:50

Purewal's version



Hope you're feeling better Leipy

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: Silvergiraffes (IP Logged)
Date: 27/02/2010 10:08

"Get back to basics that have eluded them for the third week running"

More like "eluded them for almost the entire season".

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: DGNTR (IP Logged)
Date: 27/02/2010 13:43

The right decision by Thumper?

Clear off and take the coaching team with him.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: citizen-slacker (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 10:43

Bumped in to one of the travelling support yesterday, who had heard Thumper say that "heads will roll".

Whose though?

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: TouchLine (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 10:53

If it's not Bates then it's just more words.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: Leipziger (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 10:57

Someone said on Friday that the players don't look like they are playing for Bates. I pointed out that as Fletcher was only sacked when we were safe from relegation, keeping us down the bottom of the table would seem to be the best way of keeping Bates in a job. Makes sense in a very sad kind of way.

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Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: fatlad67 (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 11:25

I too had a quick chat with dave thompson after game, and to say the guy was FUMING was an understatement.Lose next week and i would'nt be surprised if theres changes at he top.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: DGNTR (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 11:33

I can't see us winning next week, so something to look forward to then?

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: TouchLine (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 12:01

The buck stops with him of course. He appointed Bates.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: DGNTR (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 12:37

But that's always the case, and when it comes to whose fault it is and who suffers the consequences, that's never going to be the chairman.

I'd be more than happy to see Taity put in charge of team affairs until the end of the season and for Bates to go now.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: TouchLine (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 12:59

Worth a shot, he certainly couldn't do any worse than Bates is doing.
How much longer has Bates's contract got to run?

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: Leipziger (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 13:05

End of next season I hear.(Sm17)

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Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: citizen-slacker (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 13:31

Bates was appointed on a results driven basis, as I remember. It can't all be down to him though can it? A motivational or confidence coach would probably be a better idea than just sacking him with no real prospect of a better replacement. Tait is a specialist defensive coach, so possibly not the right person to be focussed on getting the attack right.
Who else is out there looking for a contract as a DoR? Dean Ryan? What's John Kirwan up to these days? Realistically, I can't see why those who complained about the club being too cosy would want to promote from within the ranks, again.
Unless Hayman or God is looking for a full time coaching post, we are where we are & that's the way it stay.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: steve1888 (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 13:34

I'd defo be happier with Tait in charge, he come across like he could motivate the players and talks a better game too - for me Bates never really inspires confidence in me as a supporter nevermind a player running out on the pitch.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: TouchLine (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 14:06

Tait is certainly motivational in the same way as Sean Edwards is.

If only the Twist had happened.......

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: Leipziger (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 14:09

So is it just that Bates is stifling Tait then while Edwards' DoRs at Wasps have let him get more hands on?

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Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: TouchLine (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 14:16

Edwards is Head Coach at Wasps not just Defence Coach so the answer to your question is Yes.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: Leipziger (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 14:23

Ah, fair enough.

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Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: Mally (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 18:35

I'll do it - am out of contract in August - current coaching stats are won 1, lost 1 , drawn 1... about right as far as Falcons goes... I can't do any worse than the current numbskulls in charge could I?

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: DGNTR (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 20:15

A 33% win ratio is better than Bates Mally, you should apply.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: TouchLine (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 22:55

You could even teach Purewal some grammar when you do your weekly interview.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: Mally (IP Logged)
Date: 01/03/2010 23:42

& that's actually my away record... (we've not had any home games!!!) (Sm151)

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: DGNTR (IP Logged)
Date: 02/03/2010 13:05

Home games are not guaranteed wins though, just ask.....ermmm, can't think...

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: north angel (IP Logged)
Date: 02/03/2010 14:32

KP has to be made into a fortress how i dont know but there must be someone around who does the feel good factor at home is important. And i am sure as fans we could ,can help. A sign on pitch entrance falcons fortress enter at your peril? . Ho well i am trying !!.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: DGNTR (IP Logged)
Date: 02/03/2010 16:49

(Sm22)

Enter at your peril - yeah because you might sink in the mud.

Re: Thanks for nothing Pepto Bismol
Posted by: Mally (IP Logged)
Date: 02/03/2010 19:36

(Sm22) that made me laugh out loud DG...

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