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A guy goes into a pub wih his dog:
"Sory mate, no dogs allowed", says the barman.

"But this is a very special dog" claims the man, "he's a Northampton Saints supporter!".

The barman looks doubtfully at the pooch.

"Honest", says the man, "he knows when the Saints are on the the tele, and when they get into the opposition 22 he does a back flip and spins around!!!"

The barman turns the tv on and sure enough Saints are playing. When they get into the opposition 22, the dog does a back flip and spins around on his back legs.

"That's incredible" says he barman.

"Just watch", replies the man.

As Saints lose possession, the dog stops and watches he screen, only when the Saints get back into the opposition 22 does he go through his accrobatic routine.

The barman is well impressed and says: "If he does that when they get into the 22, what does he do when they score a try?"

The guy looks at him and says: "Dunno mate, I've only had him three years!!!"
(Ian Birks)

Three rugby fans are praying to God.

The 1st one, an old Tigers fan, asks, 'When will Tigers next win the Premiership?' and God replies, '2004'. the Tigers supporter says, ' Just my luck, I'll be dead by then'.

The next bloke, a Wasps fan goes up to him and asks, 'When will Wasps next win the league?'. God replies '2010'. The Wasps fan turns away and says, '@!#$ I'll be well dead by then'.

Finally a Saints fan goes up to God and says, 'When will the Saints win the Premiership? God replies, 'I'll be dead by then!'
(Roonaldo)

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