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By Darraghgirl
December 29 2018

Allianz was full of post-Christmas cheer: a decent crowd, good-natured and pleased to escape from the in-laws, the drummers, a frisky camel and plenty of Christmas Jumpers. There were even a few flocks of parakeets flying around in the sunset. Buoyed by an unexpected Christmas Present from our neighbours up the M1 (who kindly defeated Chiefs last night - although did they have to let them get that 4th try at the end?), most of us were expecting a bounce-back: a return to the real Saracens rather than the pale imitation which headed to the West country last weekend.

I have to admit I am never as confident when Brad is missing, as he inevitably was after yet another bang on the head, and there was further alarm when a late change saw Vincent Koch step out and Christian Judge start at 3. (Where is Figallo?) The bench was a bit of an old-time music hall act but it was good to have the reassuring presence of Burger, Bosch and Strettle waiting in the wings. The officials were dressed in fetching pink – Little DG would have definitely approved had she not been in Dublin visiting the outlaws!

Very early on it became apparent that far from a bounce-back, Sarries seemed to have learned nothing from last week. An early penalty conceded was marched forward 10 metres by Karl Dickson because of back-chat. Will they never learn? This led to a long period of Worcester possession and finally a try after 4 minutes when Spencer seemed not to notice Sarries had won a turn-over, the ball squirted out of the back of the ruck and Hougaard flicked the ball up to Duncan Weir who scored. His conversion hit the post and went over giving Wuss a deserved lead of 0-7. Things went from bad to worse when Faz put the restart straight out. Wuss continued to look dangerous and Humphreys made a clear break into Sarries 22. Spencer got his tackle in but a lovely off-load to Ben Te’o saw Warriors score a second try, this time under the posts and with only 12 minutes gone, Sarries were 0-14 down and the crowd were stunned into silence. Unfortunately the team were not stunned into action!

A rare foray into Wuss 22 courtesy of a nice break by Loz and Lewington and Sarries were awarded a lineout – which they promptly lost. Worcester kindly indulged in a forward pass to return the ball to Sarries and finally as we entered the 2nd quarter, Sarries attacked the try line. Lozowski and Maitland both made good ground but no one seemed able to break a solid Worcester defence and eventually Farrell took the penalty kick to open Sarries’ account.

Things perked up briefly. The kicking game, which up until now had produced very little, finally worked and thanks to an excellent carry from Alex Goode, Sarries were back in the Wuss 22. Several waves of attack were repelled with some worrying ease by Wuss until finally Will Skelton powered his way through but spilled the ball on in grounding it so no try and the frustration continued. Sarries managed to win a lineout from the resulting scrum and set up a maul which rumbled its way encouragingly forward. It briefly paused and wobbled before Mako was finally driven over and seemed to ground the ball lying on his back, behind his head. Faz’s kick, like Weir’s, hit the post but bounced back so no conversion. When the Gods are against you there is no winning.

Worcester were awarded a penalty shortly after and stretched the lead to 17-8. As half-time approached, a Faz grubber kick bounced awkwardly forcing Humphreys to clear his lines but not very far. Sadly the line-out failed again (this is getting worrying) allowing Wuss to clear but then concede another penalty. This time Faz went for the corner. For once the line-out was secured and Sarries again attacked the try-line, but with no more success than earlier and in the end, Faz cut his losses took the penalty advantage and half time ensued with a 6 point margin.

Half-time was somewhat sombre – this was not what we hoped for or expected! Before the game started we would have expected 5 points but now most of us would settle for a win – any win!!

Things didn’t really look up as we restarted. A Sarries’ line-out was knocked on. Somehow Sarries contrived to get the ball back and attacked the Wuss 22. There did seem to be a bit more purpose about them but handling errors crept in, this time Skelton, and Wuss cleared. Sarries lost yet another lineout (what is going on?) Wuss offended at the scrum giving Sarries attacking ball but after some very messy and unconvincing play, Loz put Spencer through but the usually reliable scrum mirrored Skelton and knocked the ball on in the grounding. More attacks seemed to go nowhere. A lineout drive was defended by Wuss with worrying ease (compare & contrast with Exeter!) and the attack broke down when Loz was the culprit this time, knocking the ball forward. Tompkins was guilty of ambling back after the ball which was hacked on and it was left to Alex Goode to not only save the day, but make the break into the 22 which allowed Faz to offload to Skelton. Spencer recycled to Earl who found Tompkins. He threw a little dummy then found Clark outside and a couple of others outside him but Clark needed no help and this time the try was scored. Faz converted and after 54 minutes, Saracens took the lead 18-17.

A loud cheer greeted David Strettle’s appearance for Lewington and Burger replaced Skelton. Stretts was in the action straight away with a lovely break which led to a Sarries’ penalty some way out but in front of the posts. Faz missed the kick. It really wasn’t his day.

Finally Sarries looked a bit more interested. But still the good stuff kept being undermined by handling errors. Worcester replaced their hooker, Jack Singleton, with Joe Taufete’e, a man who has to sport the worst ‘barnet’ in Barnet. Saracens with more purpose, pushed back into the Worcester half. Faz carried well then a lovely delayed pass found Strettle inside him and those little legs propelled him to the try line just to show what we’ve been missing these past few weeks. This time Faz kicked the extras and finally Sarries had a cushion, 25-17.

10 minutes left to try and secure the try bonus but in all honesty they neither looked like nor deserved it. With about a minute left, Faz summed up his afternoon by over-egging his penalty and kicking the ball dead. In his final act, with the clock red, Faz opted to kick the ball out to Stretts on the wing and inevitably, ball and Stretts were bundled into touch and that was game over. Scarcely has “Sweet Caroline” sounded around Allianz Park with so little conviction!

But a win is a win – take it and move on. From 14-0 down after 12 minutes, we would probably have taken that but again there was a feeling of tries left out on the pitch and as a result it is Exeter, not Saracens, who top the table at the end of the year.

Let’s hope that Billy, Maro, Liam and especially Brad are not too far off fitness because on this showing, boy do we need them! Ben Earl got MOTM – I would have given it to Alex Goode who at times seemed to be trying to win the game single-handed. Faz is looking worryingly out of sorts at the moment and the team seem to take their mood and magic (or lack of it) from him. Let’s hope whatever it is, it’s fixable, and quick!

As I write this I have just watched the highlights of Sale taking 5 points over Gloucs at Castle Grim including a typical try from Ashy. We will need to be a whole lot better at the A J Bell on Friday night if we are to start the New Year with a win!


Goode, Maitland, Tompkins (Bosch), Lozowski, Lewington (Strettle), Farrell, Spencer (Whiteley); M Vunipola (Barrington), George (Woolstencroft), Judge (Lamositele), Skelton (Burger), Kruis, Isiekwe (Day), Clark, Earl


Pennell, Heem, Venter, Te’o Humphreys, Weir, Hougaard (Arr), Black (Waller), Singleton (Taufete’e), Milasinovich (Kerrod), Bresler (Barry), Fatialofa, Hill (Cox), Lewis, Van Velze


Saracens (25) Tries: M Vunipola, Clark, Strettle; Conv: Farrell (2); Pen: Farrell (2)

Worcester (17) Tries: Weir, Te’o; Conv: Weir (2); Pen: Weir

Attendance: 9,758

Referee: Karl Dickson


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29/12/2018 22:45
Thanks DG, it's impressive that you soldier on with so little to inspire from the onfield fayre!

Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2019:01:09:17:12:36 by Darraghgirl.

Innings (IP Logged)
30/12/2018 00:11
All one can say is that they are certainly playing far below their best, but they are grinding out a solid gap between second and third in the table, and top their pool in Europe.

I never expected to think it, let alone suggest it in public, but Owen is playing like a drain. The combination of no proper down-time, too. much on his shoulders, anything else that comes to mind; whatever it is, it's badly affected his game. George Ford looks to be in far better form and has been all season, whilst T'eo looks like a proper inside centre just now as well.


Points win matches: tries win hearts and minds.

Convex Hull (IP Logged)
30/12/2018 09:15
Thanks for the summary, a description that matched my opinion, sadly.

I have never seen him so tetchy, and have been watching him since the days before he was in the first team.

The foot stamping episode when the supporting player failed to take his restart being an example. Even a basketball player couldn't have caught it before it went dead. Add the face pulling when they were marched back to the 22 after they were deemed to have passed the ball back before kicking to touch.

The scary conclusion is that the team only intermittently fires on six, rather than eight, cylinders when Brad and to a lesser extent Wiggy are absent.

Regardez mon visage. Suis-je bovvered?

SarrieSaint (IP Logged)
30/12/2018 09:52
Like last week I can imagine its hard writing these reports but that was a good summary of the game I saw too, many thanks DG.

The plus side is it was a win in a week in which 1,3 and 4th all lost and I believe only 4 games were lost in 2018 year which is remarkable. Also despite not really clicking the team are comfortably in the top two.

Sarries have a remarkably talented squad and group of coaches but I think there are some obvious issues that simply aren't being addressed and some that need serious consideration going forward.

Innings (IP Logged)
30/12/2018 11:24
'Obvious issues'? The results of the issues are obvious, but I venture to suggest that the issues themselves are not obvious, otherwise they'd be fixed by now.

We can all surmise, pontificate or otherwise exercise our prerogative as supporters, but the realities are not necessarily what they seem to be. It might, of course, just be that other teams have improved and closed the gap on Sarries, whilst Sarries have not kept as far ahead as they were. That would be the first sign of what you might call the Class of '92 syndrome, a subject familiar to any one with a passing interest in MUFC.

for me it's all about the fact that the structure of England rugby is flawed. England players come back from their international stints exhausted, carrying injuries or out altogether, pick up more injuries, lose form and confidence, and are then put through the treadmill again only a few weeks later, to fit the cash needs of Twickenham. It will go on until a series of failures in the England game and in Europe for the clubs force the RFU and clubs to re-address the fact that England and the clubs cannot expect their most valuable assets to turn out thirty+ time annually and remain at the top of their game. Maro, Mako, George Kruis, Owen, Billy, all seem to suggest that our England players are all over-worked and suffer consequently.

Perhaps England should pay a great deal more for the use of the clubs' best players, and the clubs should be able to use that money to expand their squads to compensate for the loss of them. The quid pro quo would be a limit on how often the England players may play for their clubs.


Points win matches: tries win hearts and minds.

SarrieSaint (IP Logged)
30/12/2018 14:36
I'm with you 100% on the club/Country thing not working but I'd never begrudge the players that opportunity but how does McCall playing Mako 70 minutes almost every game tie in with players being over-worked or is that all right as long as it's the club doing it?

As for obvious issues, I think they are indeed obvious and am not sure how the coaches are tackling them but that's why they get paid the big-bucks and they certainly have the track record so I look forward to a balanced backrow, less reliance on Mako and Barritt and an attacking game that is less prespcriptive.

JO'G (IP Logged)
01/01/2019 14:10
Mako got a nice little break after the Glasgow game through injury. I would expect he wants to play every week until the 6 nations to get back into form and up to full fitness.

Contrast his form with Jamie and Owen who played the AIs but seem jaded

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