The scene is set

Pirateoria lunges for Leicesterjan's pasty. The Zelahs turn away so as not to witness such a heinous crime.

Leicester Pirate attempts his pasty in one hit. Arfur monitors for the Guinness Book of Records

Nathan still looks P-O'd about Fergs post All Black elimination jibes

Still a bit rusty, Paves with Bruce's help gets a little carried away when lifting Tim

Kempy meanwhile lets his emotions get the better of him and has to check victim Iva is OK

Flash 'Luxlad' Harry discusses the Odds with a potential suck...punter

The Mob begin to muster which gives concern to the local Law Enforcement

Jemima looks thrilled to receive her latest art installment to add to her collection

Cheshire keeps a wary eye out for the Revenue Men

DC gathers photographic evidence for possible legal actions

Good to see Matt back...but has he switched the gas off??

The Tradesmans Entrance...err...exit

Lead by Tim, the lads sneak out before anyone spots them...

...but when they get onto the pitch...

.....one or two Cornish travellers catch sight and alert the natives

Looks of concern as Tim thinks he's spotted Fergus in the Club House

A frantic search for Scott's head proves a waste of time as Ed carelessly distributes it to the backline instead of the ball

Jimmy really ought to shorten his run up if he's getting that puffed out

You put yer left leg in......

Mercifully someone has stopped Tim in time before he does something stupid

Pete just wants to play Tig while the others try to ignore such childish behaviour

Jan has that "We might as well amputate" look as Kempy goes down with a verruca

Ollie enjoyed that dummy so much he goes back for more before touching down

Can't catch me says Ed as he takes Cooky's idea to far

The Esher front row sportingly check Nathan's foot before packing down

Who needs Captain Caveman when we have our own Alice Cooper?

Officers Reagan & Carter look puzzled by proceedings and ponder the wisdom of arresting Tim on suspicion of tackling George Robson

Sam tries to blend in to the background

While the Touch Judges try to draw the attention of Plod by using semaphore

OK so it was Jimmy not Brian. I blame DC for distracting me at the crucial moment

Simon looks downhearted having not sold any of his Magic Elixir to onlookers

So the pressure is 9.5 psi in this one is it?

The maul rumbles on

James Inglis is not impressed with Heardy's tight retro 80's shorts look

Ollie is in fact auditioning for Strictly Come Dancing not sealing victory as we thought at the time

The Judges are not convinced

Thanks for coming

The other bit of the panoramic view

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