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ODP Pix 8-12-07

ODP_8_12_07_main stand
 The scene is set as a local spook scans the crowd huddling between as many big guys as they can to shelter from the elements

ODP_8_12_07_luxes
 The Luxes spot the danger and alert their associates

ODP_8_12_07_the stalwarts
 Without blowing their cover, the Stalwarts prepare to unleash the deadliest weapon of terror known to man... The Cornish Lurgy...which Captain Benbow has bravely infiltrated into ODP with great personal sacrifice

ODP_8_12_07_Admiral Marshy makes his entrance
 Admiral Marshy provides the perfect decoy with daughter at first slip just in case gravity intervenes. A London Welsh fan looks on in awe, amazed at the publicans bladder capacity

ODP_8_12_07_laural and hardy
 The earth really does move as the 2008 Pirelli Calender Boys daintly trot out for their Saturday afternoon photo opportunity

ODP_8_12_07_huddle
 Due respect is observed as Bruce ties up Paves laces for him

ODP_8_12_07_Waiting in the bus shelter
 The replacements take up their place in the bus shelter and await the arrival of the No 65 to Richmond. Koko spots something suspicious in the sky

ODP_8_12_07_lead up to first try
 A brisk start sees the Line threatened from the outset

ODP_8_12_07_winns try
 Steve duly obliges to complete a near perfect start

ODP_8_12_07_ed fairhurst
 Caught up in the moment, Joe prepares to ambush Ed as he is about to unleash the ball back out to the backs...again

ODP_8_12_07_winnans try
 All to no avail as Winnan adds to Welsh's misery. Calling out "Ding Dong" in celebration was a little OTT as the blonde bird behind the flag would testify

ODP_8_12_07_steeno kicks over the cone
 Gareth's attempt to convert the traffic cone goes a little pear-shaped. Would have been wiser to stick to a ball methinks (Photo credit - Scots Pirate)

ODP_8_12_07_Steeno looks on as onlooker
 Still smarting from his basic ball-cone mis-identification, Steeno decides to forego the arriving No 65 from Richmond as an onlooker at the front of a large queue requests a stop

ODP_8_12_07_winny falls into some iffy mess
 Vunga shows concern after Steve appears to have fallen into something left lying around by the local canines. Adryan wisely keeps his distance

ODP_8_12_07_rhodders provides a shoulder to cry on
 Ed is later the victim of some spiteful words from Strong who wants his ball back. Rhodders steps in to offer a shoulder to cry on while Joe waits for the nod to 'deal' with the bully

ODP_8_12_07_late first half surge
 Joe's 'influence' obviously did the trick as Ed lets his other big mates have a play

ODP_8_12_07_trudginging off at half time
 Bruce and Crackers troop off as Adryan keeps a watchful eye out at the rear for any groupies

ODP_8_12_07_crowdshot at half time
 One observer realises that Koko may indeed have spotted something sinister in the sky

ODP_8_12_07_low flyers
 DMU Pirate turns and looks skywards too. The sight is astounding and causes Zelah Girl to completely miss the mouth with the beer glass

ODP_8_12_07_man in kilt
 After a textbook descent with the minimum of embarrassment, Kilt Man lands having answered the age old question as to what is worn beneath the kilt. Blazies blushing cheeks reveal the truth

ODP_8_12_07_centrespread-offer
 "So then girls, how about a centre spread for next weeks programme?"

ODP_8_12_07_St Piran fronts up
 St Piran restores calm and simaltaneously proves he has a front perspective. The Scurvies look on knowingly that this is in fact a cardboard cut out

ODP_8_12_07_ladocks
 The Ladocks compile more stats for the record

ODP_8_12_07_cooky_swigs_his_ale
 Our 'inside man' Cooky, blends in with the locals in undercover mode

ODP_8_12_07_spock look-a-likes
 Delagates from a nearby Vulcan Convention take time out to cheer on the Pirates

ODP_8_12_07_sam limps off
 THE Big Sam (not that imposter on Tyneside) rues an early second half injury that may well scupper hopes of a guest appearance on the Graham Norton Show

ODP_8_12_07_sent to bed without a story
 Wamu knows it was a silly thing to do and has to accept that there will be no story at bed time!

ODP_8_12_07_second half scrum
 Whats more, everyone else gets to play outside until late

ODP_8_12_07_no-one is looking
 Thinks: "Anyone watching?"

ODP_8_12_07_tag wrestling
 As things even out sporadic tag mud wrestling breaks out

ODP_8_12_07_tickle time
 Tim's weakness for tickleish-ness is discovered late on

ODP_8_12_07_the whistle goes
 The deed is done

ODP_8_12_07_mr lyons
 Mr Lyons can now set about seeking out and dishing out some choice words to the Broadband nightmare that afflicts certain parts of the Duchy. Someone show this chap these pics please.

ODP_8_12_07_pirateoria-kempy
 Kempy signs Pirateoria's calender oblivious to her real motives...

ODP_8_12_07_pirateoria-horse
 Crackers looks on as the truth is unveiled by Horse. Piratoria's plans revolve around opening a Spearmint Rhino type club for girls-the plastic bag on her arm reveals the name of the project...The Boy Shop!!!

ODP_8_12_07_three trekkies with lilo
 Vunga meanwhile doesn't get off lightly as the Spockies collar him as a guest speaker for the convention

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