Cooky browses the prog but appears bemused by some of the long words

 LP,CC & KM urge Woll to slurp some ale while the owner isn't watching

 A Wooden Spoon is for Life...not just for Christmas

 Some things never change as the tension of any last minute team changes grip the tunnel

 Tim looks a lot braver now he has his Minders at his side

 "Jim!!! We need a change of shirts and how exactly should I break the news to Brian that he's on the bench for now?!"

 "Da-a-ad...Can I be a Pirates Mascot next week?"

 Battle comences as Heino wisely keeps Steve on a short leash

 Alan! Alan!...Maybe take the ball next time?

 It will need three of you my friends....

 Bruce plans his next outrageous pass

 The crowd meanwhile have their attention drawn to some drama at the Clubhouse end

 ...Horse has got stuck climbing up the hospitality boxes in search of some mince pies. Sportingly, Rae and Co offer assistance.

 "Trust me darling. This is the shortest way to the shops"

 Reihana's vision pays off

 Mr Wilson acknowledges Lilo's safe arrival under the posts

 Gareth meanwhile suspects he's forgotten a key item for a textbook conclusion

 Looked good while it lasted

 I'll give you a chance this time Chris...perhaps not

 Mr Wilson's departure for a lie down causes Paul and Dorian to fall out over nothing

 Dorian stomps off to 'have a word' with Mr Wilson and his hoppo's

 "I don't like the look of this Boss" Says Spade. "I better go after him and stop him before it gets ugly"

 Quite what was said and done will remain a closely guarded secret

 A local line dancing troupe prepare to step in to calm the mob

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