A leaflet drop reveals treachery within Notts ranks

 Maltloaf isn't taken in though and heroically reads the programme notes with increasing volume, causing consternation amongst the locals

 Steve's agent takes the opportunity to brush up on his mother in law joke delivery

 Lux rejoices at Woll's imprisonment behind bars from within the ground

 Benbow still has the scent of blood from Noobry and prepares to skewer some fresh young venison

 Swampy manfully wears his birthday cake and hopes no one lights the candles on top

 Wary of not spilling a fresh sample, Pirate Bert spots a damsel in distress and alerts his trusty companion. Spatial awareness goes out of the window though as he sends an innocent bystander flying down the stairs

 Pirate Girl gets all fluffy trying to sort out hoisting the skull n crossbones and dreads the thought of yardarm duties on the homeward sailing

 Thumbs up from St P's offspring that dad has distracted the KGB operative sufficiently for Duchyman to make a dash for the facilities. That large lemonade has gone straight through him

 Wiggies old puppetering skills come in handy as his working of a stray arm successfully steals the limelight

 Revenge on the Poll as the Notts Snapster gets Wolled himself

 With the deer incapacitated by Benbow's lobotomy an opportunist see his chance to break through security to get into the Tunnel Area

 Newbie Pirate, Mr Raven spots the danger and moves in to head him off at the pass...secretly hoping the action will distract onlookers from his guilty secret

 Jimmy shows his distaste for Grumpy Guts in the background following a request not to stand on the pitch, nor clean his boots on the astroturf.

 Jet then alerts everyone that the infiltrator has got into the tunnel and is not afraid to unbutton his coat further. The young hoodie has it covered 

 
 But Raves risks future credibility by flashing the pants and wearing his shorts a bit too casually for the purists

 Bwian meanwhile takes advantage and scampers to the line

 His body isn't found however as the mark in the ground of his last known whereabouts leaves an un-nerving mystery

 Horse has to concede a refusal at the first jump as Nicky realises just how heavy the guy is

 Iva checks if Sam has any items he wishes to bequeath should the worst happen

 
 Jnr completes his college coursework under the guise of taking match report notes

 Rokey however is more agitated by the commentary team...

 ...who try desparately to cover their online participation of Warcraft

 An abandonned shopping trolley diverts attention as it comes to squeaky halt

 Jan though assesses the situation and makes a citizens arrest of the likely TWOCer

 The hit and run victim receives treatment as players converge eager to see what has happened

 Rokey interrogates the suspect under supervision

 Concerned onlookers discuss intervention before Dunc' goes too far

 Rhodders is transfixed as Ronaldo shows no visible reaction to his 'off' on Thursday. Sam spots that Rob may have his hands full pretty soon too

 Rob realises the lasagne is a lost cause as Woll mentions his need of nourishment...NOW!

 Just when the moppett settles down, two big blokes come along and scare her beyond mercy

 Dan looks pensive as the Calzaghe gig now looks doubtful

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