A Notts official checks the running order for the day and can barely believe his eyes
Whilst close by an innocent slaphead sits unaware of his fate
Outside and the lambs for the slaughter are unloaded and herded towards their fate
Lord Chief Justice Wilson psyches himself up for what surely must be the most gruesome task ahead
Behind him...evidence that the massed grave is prepared
Wayne senses something is afoot and ponders the merits of some rowing up the Trent
A pump is called for with the utmost urgency...
...until Cornish Cockney confirms that Blazey has the matter in hand
The Christians are lead in oblivious to the roar of the lions still caged beneath the stand
Despite the promise of blood and guts only a few Nottinghamians turn out for an afternoon of gore
Slaphead takes the hit like a photographer
Grumpy at last earns some corn by clearing up the mess left by the pre match entertainment. No deer were harmed in this scenario
Which amuses Northern Pirate conscious of the pennies involved
A couple of hardy Notts fans are discovered from beneath the melted snow with pints sufficiently thawed out. Their hibernation is rudely interupted
By some defiant parrots determined to go down in style
Jim reminisces with Martin about great Flower Parades at Spalding
Nosebleeds beckon as the Pirates move into new territory deep within the Notts 22
Wilson checks the lineout call and suggests nothing above 1 syllable
Sam congratulates Duffey on his signing to Tigers
Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome kicks in with Janner who thinks his thumb is a lighter
Whilst inside the Meadow Club some of Lord Locksley's Merry Men react to the sound of something resembling a rapidly deflating balloon
A Parrot whose dream of a jolly to the Cabbage Patch disappears with the air once within..........
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