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Plymouth Pix 3-10-09

Plymouth Pix
By woll
October 10 2009
Deja vu at Brickfields as Dawesey works out a plan yet again

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 Penny looks pensive and no wonder

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Not only has recent baggage handling inefficiencies from nearby Exeter Airport reached new lows...

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..but then Pirate TV rumbles into town

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Adding to her woes, young Westren & Grenfell run through the team sheets and announcements as if at the Rec. Dotcom and the Director chuckle and wonder when the penny will drop that they are not rigged up to the PA system

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Ace lines up his lens in readiness for the action which no-one has yet informed him will take place on that green stuff behind. His assistant errs on the side of caution and opts for the 'let him find out for himself' route

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Over in the rehab stand, Gully deflects attention away from Woll's prying eye, towards more cultural attractions

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No...not Tom's Other Half...nor Toms lame attempt at getting his sling back on...

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But the local Sally Army Bands' cover of AC/DC's Highway to Hell

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As is the way, matters do get a little out of hand, with one female groupie having to be seen off the premises; a little worse for wear

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Hair Bear and his Bunch are guided towards far more fetching distractions

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as a gaggle of fillies from the posh end of Union Street swagger in for the spoils

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All of which simply bewilders 'rather stocky for his 6 foot loads' Myerscough, fresh from the upper sixth's morning assembly

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The locals though have seen it all before and carry on with their reading matter and dish of tea

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Catts emerges from the dressing room so deeply focussed, he fails to see a stray youngster in his path. Rob desparately lunges forward to try an avert a nasty 'moment'

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Unfortunately Rob isn't quick enough which satisfies any early bloodlust in the crowd

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Luxlad taps Stalwart for any up to date prediction league tips

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Dawsey overhears, ponders his options and plumps for his secret weapon to engineer the result he has entered

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The '8th' replacement is hurriedly warmed up

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Much to smokers corner's animated approval

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But not the ball boy who foresees actually having to earn his dosh now

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Concern that Catts may be carrying any baggage from the earlier tragedy are confirmed as he spoils the others' game, and throws the ball away in a show of temper

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Which is missed completely by this Nottingham fan who has just realised he is not at Castle Park after all

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New Zealand Navy XV pay homage to their icon, Pirate Matt Evans

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While Ice displays disturbingly Geordie-like tendancies

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With a little manual adjustment (stage bottom right corner) Luke's booming baratone is tuned to a far more pleasing falsetto

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At the end of the match, Nick knows that a hideous fate awaits him this week for snagging that yellow from Mr Rose

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Mr Davies begins the week long beasting immediately, and with a relish that suggests he has been waiting for just such a chance

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Chris's PTV interview adds an eerie sense of foreboding as the Director rather foolishly tries to catch his eye with his passing 'prowess'

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All of which leaves Hallett struggling with words of more than three syllables on the prompt sheet that Dawsey has provided for his Radio Devon interview

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When everyone else has sloped off, only Crowlas is left typing away feverishly, the epitome of concentration

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Plymouth Pix 3-10-09
Posted by: Unofficial Pirates (IP Logged)
Date: 10/10/2009 15:38

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Re: Plymouth Pix 3-10-09
Posted by: Portloe Pirate (IP Logged)
Date: 10/10/2009 15:48

The Union Street reference would be worth reconsidering.
If my wife or daughter was in this picture I would be far from amused.
Not amusing, in any way.

Re: Plymouth Pix 3-10-09
Posted by: *Stalwart (IP Logged)
Date: 10/10/2009 20:01

That's a bit strong - it's only a joke!

Re: Plymouth Pix 3-10-09
Posted by: Sancreed Pirate (IP Logged)
Date: 10/10/2009 21:00

And he did say they were from the posh end of Union St which infers they were NOT the ladies of the night that gather at the other end of Union St.

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Re: Plymouth Pix 3-10-09
Posted by: Portloe Pirate (IP Logged)
Date: 11/10/2009 11:59

Thanks SP.
My apologies.
I didn't know there was a difference between the two ends of this street.

Re: Plymouth Pix 3-10-09
Posted by: Cider Drinker (IP Logged)
Date: 11/10/2009 18:34

nice pictures - recognised the two supporters in the stand that re reading - they're a couple of our 'regular travellers' on the coach - will let them know they're famous!
good phots - as for the 'captions' - IMHO - all good humour - especially the chap that's being 'tuned' as a baratone winking smiley

(Sm129) Don't let anything get in the way of a good game of Rugby

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