A lone young gull nervously pecks at some scraps in front of the prom'; keeping a wary eye out for that Cantona fellow who is rumoured to be filming a Sky ad sequel sometime soon

At the Mennaye and confirmation that the first action will be against Newport Gwent Dogs

Inside and two young filly's can barely contain their excitement at the prospect as to what their blind dates will be like

Bit average but they may cut the mustard as the evening progresses. Bwian still goes through the formalities to make sure Marriott and Burgess aren't trying to smuggle any contrabrand onto the premises.

Renders the Housemaster brazenly flaunts his position whilst the School Bouncer is plying his trade which irritates welcome returnee to the Fold; Brits R; who rather foolishly blows a raspberry behind his back.

Bwian hears this indiscretion but nabs Goodfellow for the crime despite the lads Superhero aspirations. Brits just knows he's got away with it!

At reception and last terms' examination certificates are being collected.

'Comfort' toys for the boys arrive for those long nights in the dorm'

Happily granted a stay of execution after schools out in May, Winn wrestles manfully with his writing skills; under the watchful eye of his Fag for the year; Jackson

His efforts though fall short of his Form Tutor's expectations and the Classroom assistant details his detention schedule for the next 9 months or so

Truro Mike at last realises he's been talking to Morgan's chest and looks up in astonishment at how tall the kids are these days

"Me. The 3rd Duchess of the Raffle Book. In a room with all those rugby players. With my reputation. Are they mad?"

The calm is shattered however when the fire alarm goes off, forcing everyone to evacuate the building to head to the safety of the playing field

OK. It's a chance to glance at Year 9's unfinished metalwork project which had mixed reviews but...

...Head Sir is not impressed with this prank and is determined to flush out the culprit or culprits. His enforcers, Grenfell and guest celebrity, Fay Ripley keep an eye out for possible suspects

Likely candidates are separated from the throng

D'regger, Cowan-Dickie on the left looks  as if butter couldn't, whilst Ward on the right; sporting a fresh shiner after a scrap in the playground, may look too innocent for his own good. The rake, Rimmer however takes the opportunity to rifle through their pockets and 'hang the consequences'.

A hastily assembled Jury prepares for the task in hand

Wannabe surfer, Currie, is immediately cleared much to the obvious joy of the Year's Messiah; taking time out from his second coming to finish his studies

Cowan senses the chance to show off his prowess in the water to the youngster and enlists the help of shower mat rider, Luke; and fellow standup surfer, Betty to assist with James' surfing 'tuition'.

Hopper thanks the Jury for clearing him of all charges too and is informed by the Elder Statesman of the college, Davies W., that he, Hopper has been given the swimming pool monitor's job for being the most Aussie Lifeguard look-ee like-ee of the new batch.

Sensing the net must be closing in on him, the actual instigator makes a run for it

Much to the relief of Pointer and amusement of McAtee and Cook who, unbeknown to the new boy, had blagged to Sir that he'd done it.

Relief over in the Nawty Boyz Corner from two of it's ringleaders, who have just claimed the Newlyn End as their latest ermmm.... stronghold. Another loose end sorted then.

Chairman Raynes and his entourage acknowledge the People's Struggle but deny any interest in the purchase of Liverpool FC

What better way to dampen the rising flames of passion, as a chap from Yorkshire dispels the myth that sound fiscal management isn't exciting...

...almost. Either way, the all clear is given and the masses return to the main building...

...to watch a pirated re-run of the B&I Cup final

...and the unveiling of a surprise new signing; Marsh A on the right being introduced by his sponsor; Nimmo I.

Outside. And Cath but can't help but cause further stir with...

..her newly Brasso-ed up shoes which can only mean that from a Pirates perspective

..there is Light at the End of the Tunnel

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