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By R1
January 5 2017

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Oh no! Left my scooter outside the dairy, this beached as treaty is as cracker as a rough as guts kumara. Mean while, in behind the bicycle shed, Manus Morissette and Jonah Lomu were up to no good with a bunch of paru old man's beards. The hard yakka force of his boiling-up was on par with Jim Hickey's primo length of number 8 wire. Put the jug on will you bro, all these hard case L&Ps can wait till later.

The first prize for making scones goes to... Lomu and his dodgy cheese on toast, what a egg. Bro, fellas are really outrageously awesome good with bloody pieces of pounamu, aye. You have no idea how stoked our cool cans of Watties Baked Beans were aye. Every time I see those shithouse foreshore and seabed issues it's like the sausage sizzle all over again aye, across the ditch. Anyway,

Fred Dagg is just some uni student in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start whinging with the onion dip, mate. After the Bell Bird is flogged, you add all the mean as chilly bins to the Swanndri you've got yourself a meal. Technology has allowed chocka full hongis to participate in the global conversation of same same but different hangis. The next Generation of beaut manuses have already rooted over at the fish n' chip shop. What's the hurry Cardigan Bay? There's plenty of packets of Wheetbix in Hamilton.



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Unofficial Pirates (IP Logged)
05/01/2017 22:03
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*Stalwart (IP Logged)
06/01/2017 09:51
I want some of whatever he's on!

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Dotcom (IP Logged)
06/01/2017 10:19
Random text generator off the web

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*Stalwart (IP Logged)
06/01/2017 11:46
Nice one Geoff. Makes as much sense as a lot of the stuff I write on here!

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Black Bart (IP Logged)
06/01/2017 12:28
Actually, a lot more sense!

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cheshire exile (IP Logged)
06/01/2017 15:29
For a moment there I thought I was in the Fisherman's.

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Landlubber (IP Logged)
06/01/2017 17:46
Strewth, what was in that pint of Rattler?

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Perran Pirate (IP Logged)
07/01/2017 22:12
I thought it was mostly Kiwiese .... that would be understandable.

( We've got a Kiwi satnav lady who talks rather like that.)

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