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By kiwipsum
November 7 2017

So no stories from anyone - no problem 'Effendi' we can fall back on http://kiwipsum.com

 

 

 

Which Says:

Sup bro! We go together, kinda like mince n cheese ya know, bro, bugger. Good on ya, mate, this flat stick housie is as stink as a tip-top scarfie. Mean while, in Hamilton, Rangi and Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy were up to no good with a bunch of bloody vivids.

The hard yakka force of his whinging was on par with Hercules Morse, as big as a horse's choice wet blanket. Cuz, howsit goin, pissed as a rat. Put the jug on will you bro, all these rip-off Monopoly, the New Zealand version with Queen Street and stuffs can wait till later.

The first prize for playing rugby goes to... Uncle Bully and his random ute, what a egg. Bro, Jafas are really thermo-nuclear good with tapu keas, aye. I'll see you right. You have no idea how hard case our heaps good Longest Drinks in Town were aye.

Every time I see those paru old man's beards it's like the fish n' chip shop all over again aye, Morningside for life. Anyway, Rhys Darby is just Bazza in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start wobbling with the trotie, mate.

After the whanau is jumped the ditch, you add all the snarky wifebeater singlets to the kiwiburger you've got yourself a meal. Technology has allowed kiwi as kai moanas to participate in the global conversation of nuclear-free bottles of tomato sauce. The next Generation of stoked hotties have already rooted over at Rangitoto Island.

What's the hurry John Key? There's plenty of jelly tip icecreams in the bushes. The tinny house holds the most rip-off community in the country.. Chur bro, where's the chips bro. Dr Ropata was rooting when the beautiful burning my Vogel's event occured.

O for awesome, this bung sheila is as primo as a pretty suss seabed. Mean while, in the sleepout, Jonah Lomu and Manus Morissette were up to no good with a bunch of dodgy pavlovas.

The naff force of his chundering was on par with Maui's sweet rugby ball. Put the jug on will you bro, all these beaut pikelets can wait till later. The first prize for whale watching goes to... The Hungery Caterpilar and his shithouse pohutukawa, what a stink buzz. Bro, marmite shortages are really sweet as good with stuffed bottles of L&P, aye.

You have no idea how good as our buzzy All Blacks were aye. Every time I see those outrageously awesome Swanndris it's like Lake Taupo all over again aye, fully. Anyway, a Taniwha is just Mrs Falani in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start cruising for a brusing with the giant weka, mate.

After the Bell Bird is cooked, you add all the chocka full mince pies to the jersey you've got yourself a meal.

 

 

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