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Twickenham Rhapsody
By Cherrybomb
March 27 2003
Not long till Twickers! I have put together a little preview in the form of an adaptation of Queen's great Bohemian Rhapsody. Any way the wind blows?

Twickenham Rhapsody

 

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Going to Twickers
Let’s escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look out to the east and see,
We heading upwards, Saints need some sympathy
Because It’s easy come, easy go
A lotta highs, little lows
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to Ludo, to Ludo

Jakey, just floored a man
It was dawson and his head
pulled a muscle, now he's red
Saints, torment has just begun
And now your gonna throw it all away
Saints, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If we’re not back again this time next year
Carry on, carry on, as long as Leicester lose…..

Look out, our time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Excitement rising all the time
Goodbye City Centre - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and go to Twicks
Glaws fans, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to lose
Theres no chance of that with Sinbad and Garvey at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Matty Dawson, Matty Dawson will you do the loud mouth thing
Loads of whining - very very frightening NOT!
Please shut up, Please shut up,
Please shut up, Please shut up,
Please shut up go away - go away

But we’re just Gloucester, desperate for trophys
You've already been there, you've had the experience
We’ll spare you your pride from the whipping you’ll get

”Easy come easy go - will you let us win?”
Bismillah! No - we will not let you win – “let us win”
Bismillah! We will not let you win – “let us win”
Bismillah! We will not let you win – “let us win”
Will not let you win – “let us win”(never)
Never let you win – “let us win”
Never let you win - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

"Oh mummy mummy, mummy mummy, mummy mummy let us win"
my mate has a pint put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can out shout us and even win?
So you think you can tackle and score tries?
Oh Saints - can't do this to us Saints
Just gotta score- we’ve just gotta score and we’ll win.

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Twickers really matters
Every one can see
Twickers really matters - Twickersreally matters, to me

Anyway the wind blows...

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