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How Good a Supporter Are You?
By The Brentmeister March 27 2003
Take Brentmeister's test to see just how a good a Gloucester supporter you are. How much are you willing to do in the name of the club? Enjoy...

 

HOW GOOD A SUPPORTER ARE YOU?
1. You're in the public toilets, opposite the 'Jockey' when in walks Martin Johnson. Do you....
a) Say 'Hi Martin, good luck with England on Saturday'
b) Screw your face up, make a hissing noise & endeavour to splash his shoes with your urine
c) Bundle him into the boot of your car, set off to Kent & drive off Beachy Head
 
2. It's a nailbiter of a game & you're in the packed Shed, dying for a pee. Do you...
a) Politely squeeze past everyone & set off to the loo, washing & drying your hands afterwards
b) Fly off like a rabid dog, pushing all aside, making do with the back of the hotdog van
c) Pee yourself & claim that the wet patch is due to some idiot spilling Strongbow over your trousers
 
3. It's the final game of the season & it's announced that Bath have been relegated. Do you...
a) Feel sorry for them & write a letter to the Times claiming that relegation is immoral
b) Cheer loudly as it's announced but secretly inside know that you'll miss taking the p*** out of them at the local derbies
c) Set off home to sacrifice your first born child as promised
 
4. You're getting ready for a pre-season frienly verses Birmingham & Solihull, when the phone rings. It's the hospital informing you that your wife is about to give birth. Do you...
a) Jump for joy & immediately set off for the hospital
b) Set off to hospital with your full Gloster kit on with Phil Vickery face-mask, to hint that you might quite like to see the 2nd half
c) Inform the hospital that the Club closes at 8 so unless you decide to go for a curry, you should be there for about 8.30
 
5) You pop outside the clubhouse to get a bit of fresh air when you find your wife in a passionate embrace with Rob Fidler. Do you...
a) Set off to Hudsons to purchase a baseball bat
b) Confront Fids with the words...' I hope you lose your place to Ed Pearce'
c) Wish them all the best in the house you've just built & politely ask if you could keep the dog
 
6) You arrive at the ground to get on a supporters coach but find that your place has been double-booked with a very elderly & frail old lady. Do you...
a) Laugh at the misunderstanding & let the old lady take the place
b) Propose to arm wrestle the old dear to resolve matters
c) Kill her, hire O.J. Simpsons lawyers & duly take your seat on the coach
 
7) You hear that Rob Andrew is signing copies of his new book in Ottakers next Friday. Do you...
a) Book the afternoon off work so that you can get a copy signed
b) Create a Kingsholm Fundementalist Party & arrange a book-burning session on The Cross
c) Arrange a stake out in the early Learning Centre with an AK37 assault rifle (a la Day of the Jackal)

If you answered:

Mostly (or any)(a)'s - You have absolutely no comprehension of Gloucester RFC though please still come along because your money is welcome. You are happy to stand 4-deep at the corners & don't like cider


Mostly (b)'s - Not a bad supporter but you really do need to brush up on a few fundamentals. You probably don't mind standing behind the goals & prefer lager to cider


Mostly (c)'s - You are a first class supporter, who would gladly sacrifice all you have & commit any act for the Club. You like cider & are regularly physically sick when Gloucester lose

 

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