No snowballs this time
History does show that the weather could play an important part in the game. Those with long memories, or maybe even short memories, will recall 2004 when London Irish visited Newcastle and it had been snowing. Dave Walder celebrated a try by throwing a snowball. On that occasion that was a significant event as Newcastle Falcons ended the season with victory in the Powergen Cup. This season however there is no Walder, no Powergen Cup, and possibly no snow. It could be that another snowball will mark a turning point in the fortunes of the Falcons, a good omen for the cup campaign that is all that remains of the season for Newcastle Falcons. It could be that the whole game will hinge on the weather, as too much snow will mean no game at all, or it could be sunny. One thing for certain is that there will be more weather on Sunday, and the history of these two teams shows that there has always been weather at Kingston Park when London Irish have visited.
The Teams
The Season so far...
So what of the premiership seasons for the two clubs so far this season. Once again the similarities are remarkable, both teams having won & lost games, and neither team having achieved a draw. There is however one big difference, London Irish are higher up the premiership table than Newcastle Falcons, but looking at the statistics in more detail that is less remarkable when you realise that just about everybody is higher up the table than Newcastle Falcons. The two teams have already clashed in the premiership this season, that was in Reading which isn’t far from Newbury, both of which are close to the M4 motorway, as is Bristol, and even parts of Wales. On that occasion Newcastle Falcons lost the game as a result of scoring less points than London Irish. Looking closer at the statistics again reveals that this may not be as significant as it first appears, as Newcastle Falcons have lost all games played near the M4 this season, and the M4 is a long way from Kingston Park.Secret Tactics - An exclusive!
Perhaps the tactics used by the two teams will be the deciding factor. Here at last we find the major difference between the two otherwise closely matched teams, as London Irish will be attempting to move the ball to one end of the pitch, and Newcastle Falcons to the other end. A source close to the hairdresser of the wife of a friend of the kit man at Kingston Park was able to let me in on a closely kept secret. He has heard that both teams intend to change tactics at half time and switch to trying to get the ball to the other end. This could be an exciting game indeed with both teams trying to outwit the other using this clever strategy.
I tried to get so
me hot news from inside the London Irish camp. Eventually I managed to speak to a bloke called Lea’aetoa, but he could only give me 45 minutes on the phone and it took that long for him to tell me how to spell his name so I didn’t learn anything. I phoned Micky Ward to get the Newcastle perspective but he was at the pub. I made one last effort to prise information from inside the Newcastle camp by phoning our Director of Rugby, Steve Bates (pictured), but I was told that he was acting, presumably in a theatre somewhere.
We're all green...
So finally we look at the supporters of the two clubs. Again there are similarities as both will be wearing green on Sunday. The Oirish supporters traditionally wear green wigs & all sorts of other green things like hats & socks, and Sunday should prove no different. The Newcastle Falcons supporters will be wearing the green of envy because London Irish are at the dizzy heights of mid-table mediocrity while Newcastle Falcons languish near the bottom of the table. It could be the support that makes all the difference, London Irish not being very popular only a small number of supporters turn up for these games, Newcastle Falcons however are very popular as thousands of their supporters will turn up on Sunday.Terrace Menace
That of course could be unfair, perhaps London Irish are indeed popular but the green wigged supporters could be just too terrified to visit Kingston Park again. None of us will ever forget the terrible carnage when they visited last season, the screams, the panic, and the headlines that swept the world. The ground staff have worked hard to rid Kingston Park of these menaces of the terraces, but occasionally one would be seen and the memories came flooding back. Well the visitors from Reading can once again feel safe. It was only Monday this week when the club was able to announce that the last nest of these blighters had been found behind one of the advertising hoardings, and the last plastic bottle top was hunted down & shot.
True Home Of The Black Stuff
Indeed the battles on the terraces could prove as interesting as the encounter on the pitch. Both sets of supporters lay a claim to Guinness as their mascot. The Oirish claim it is part of their heritage, but it is doubtful that a team that claims to be from London but is actually from Reading, and is not Irish, has any right to claim rights to the black nectar. Newcastle claim they are right to claim the right to claim Guinness as their mascot by the sheer quantity that is consumed at Kingston Park, they even paid homage to the greatness of Dublin’s finest with the mighty two-pinter, but sadly the last of these passed away last season. It is my belief that Newcastle have the greater claim, the supporters having made a pilgrimage to the home of this beautiful brew this season (evidence shown below) and the Reading lot couldn’t be bothered.
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Quote:On that occasion Newcastle Falcons lost the game as a result of scoring fewer points than London Irish.On that occasion Newcastle Falcons lost the game as a result of scoring less points than London Irish.
Quote:This season the Falcons have another even greater advantage, without any doubt they have the nicer shirts.This season the Falcons have another even greater advantage, without any doubt they have the nicest shirts.

