Nicknames
| Player / Staff Name | Player / Staff Nickname | Reason (if any!) |
| Lawrence Dallaglio | LBND | his initials |
| Lol | ||
| Alex King | Kinga | Incredibly imaginative one this |
| Frazer Waters | Muddy | Again, for the yoof, Muddy Waters was a singer. |
| Simon Shaw | Shawsie | |
| Sandie | for the young out there Sandie Shaw was (is?) a singer | |
| Joe Worsley | Wurzel (various spellings) | |
| Peter Scrivener | Scrivs | |
| Gloria Sennitt | Mum | |
| Josh Lewsey | CO | Formerly an officer cadet at Sandhurst |
| Mark van Gisbergen | Burger | Cheeseburger, beefburger: after a beer easier to say. |
| Ginseng | ||
| Shaun Edwards | Smiler | |
| Former Players & Staff | ||
| Warren Gatland | Gats | |
| Chuckles | ||
| Gareth Rees | FatBoy, FB | |
| Rob Andrew | Squeaky | Never did anything wrong |
| Judas | Couldn't do anything worse! | |
| Paul Rendell | Judge | |
| Rob Henderson | Kebab man | A fondness for classic(?) mediteranean food |
| Andy le Chevalier | Horse | Imperfect knowledge of French by whoever made it up |
| Michael White | Buster | He just is |
| Andy Gommarsall | Gommars | |
| Joe Beardshaw | Bearders | |
| Paul Volley | Volls | |
| John Rudd | Rhino | |
| Dafydd Lewis | Daffy | |
| Martin Wood | Woody | |
| Will Green | Rev | as in "Rev Green, in the study, with a rope" |
| Darren Molloy | Mauler | |
| Phil Greening | Dome (see also Ferengi) | Physical resembance and he's expensive and used rarely |
| Phyllis | ||
| Tea Boy | His first job at Wasps when he was cup barred | |
| Rob Howley | Stan | passing resemblance to Stan Laurel |
| Howler | ||
| Kenny Logan | Teflon | His effectiveness in the tackle (all in the past now mate) |
| Shane Roiser | Tooth Doc | He's a qualified dentist! |
| Mark Denney | Denzil | |
| Paul Sampson | Sammo | Imaginative name |
| Red Bull | Drinks lots apparently | |
| Psycho | He has a tendancy for robust defence of himself! | |
| Stuart Abbott | Sonic | ....the hedgehog |
| Russ | That hilarious multi-faceted entertainer |
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