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Player Profile - Richard Scuse

By Old Man River
February 2 2006

Richard Skuse


Picture courtesy of Cormac

15/12/2007 : HC P1/M4 : Perpignan v LI

Richard's Details
Place of Birth:Bristol
Weight:18st 5lbs (117Kg)
Height:5' 11" (1.8m)
Date of Birth:11/09/1980
Former Clubs:Bristol Shoguns
Representative Honours:England U21
Joined Club:1st July 2004

Supporter's comments by : Old Man River

Richard’s career as a giraffe impersonator came to an abrupt end when he lost his neck to a savage opponent in a poker tournament. Speaking after the event, a disappointed Skuse said "I never expected that 7 year-olds would be so ruthless. At least now I know what they teach girls at Brownies." It is widely believed that one Richard’s poker opponents pointed out his suitability for propping shortly after the tournament ended. To prove that every cloud does indeed have a silver lining, Richard has recently left Bristol to join LI, surely a pinnacle in anyone’s career.

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