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Poster Profile 29: Battering Ram Winger
Board Name: Battering Ram Winger
Age: 26 (and three quarters)
Location: Chipstead, Surrey (near but definitely not in Croydon)
Occupation: Legal Assistant – Currently hoping to gain a training contract to be a solicitor (Articles for those of you of a more advanced age)
Why did you choose your board name?: Because that’s how I was employed in Southampton 3rds and 2nds – a pauper’s version of an early Ben Cohen
How long have you been supporting Quins?: A while now
How did you start supporting Quins?: Mummy and Daddy made me
If you play(ed) rugby what position did/do you play?: During my career I’ve played very position except scrum half and fly half. Prefer wing or flanker
Best ever Quins game: Leeds relegation dogfight 2001/02 season when we secured our top flight status (stitch-up notwithstanding)
Favourite off pitch Quins experience: The recognition the shirt brings
What is the most ridiculous rugby related thing you have done?: Played loose head prop all last season
Favourite Ground (after The Stoop): HQ
Favourite Quins Player: Will Greenwood
Favourite Non-Quins Player: Ben Cohen and Dallaglio when in an England shirt
Most likely to say?: (Watching Quins) “Oh no, blown it in the last three minutes again!” (Elsewhere) “Who wants a drink?”
Least likely to say?: “Never mind, it’s only a game”
What are your non-rugby pastimes?: Films, reading, sleep, “socialising”
Favourite Film(s): Withnail and I, Ghostbusters, Powerpuff Girls – The Movie
Favourite TV Programme(s): The Rugby Club, Simpsons, Buffy, historical documentaries and anything to do with monkeys/apes
Favourite Book(s): A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Spike Milligan’s War Memoirs, Peter Pan, Moby Dick
Favourite Music: Mostly anything these days, but a lingering taste for 80s metal!
Favourite Food(s): Chinese, Italian
Favourite Drinks(s): Guinness (4 pints max before my stomach explodes), bitter of any kind
Favourite Quotation(s): “I demand to have some booze!” (Withnail), “So, she’s a dog” (Ghostbusters)
Favourite Place(s) to visit: Hemel Hempstead (girlfriend) Southampton (nostalgia and old friends
When you were young what did you want Jim to Fix for you?: I couldn’t stand the programme. Sorry!
Tell us THREE things about yourself that we wouldn't know.
BUT, TWO of these should be true,
but ONE should be totally made up:
1. I own sweat bands taken from the bass guitar case of my musical idol, Steve Harris of Iron Maiden. My ex-guitar teacher, Phil Hilbourne, got them for me
2. I was questioned by police four years ago because of my close resemblance to a Crimewatch photofit
3. I own over 20 pairs of shoes from flip flops to Cat boots

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