| Board Name: | Thumper |
| Age: | 34 |
| Location: | Mars currently (I work for them). Normally Wokingham |
| Occupation: | IT – Oracle database specialist |
| Why did you choose your board name?: | Not sure I did! It’s an old nickname acquired in Cardiff and kindly let slip by Prof to RB. Buy me a couple of buckets of IPA and I might tell you why. (Maybe). |
| How long have you been supporting Quins?: | A few years now – but been a pretty irregular attendee – 1st year ST holder – lots more to come. |
| How did you start supporting Quins?: | Prof made me! ;-) |
| If you play(ed) rugby what position did/do you play?: | Hooker for years and a few games at centre when the other lads got too big! Discovered beer and how much playing really hurt when I dislocated my shoulder. Left it to the grown ups now. |
| Best ever Quins game: | Recently, Wasps. Only used the front third of my seat, and what a start to the season. |
| Favourite off pitch Quins experience: | Tricky – lots already. Completely mullered Karaoke ‘Mustang Sally’ with The Geezers the very first time I came to the Stoop still rates highly… |
| What is the most ridiculous rugby related thing you have done?: | Playing touch rugby in Australia with 40 drunk Aussies on top of a cliff. Luckily the only thing to go over was the ball. (After 8 minutes of the game. Match abandoned – BBQ lit instead). |
| Favourite Ground (after The Stoop): | Millennium Stadium – naturally ;-) |
| Favourite Quins Player: | Gotta be Ugochokwu right now! Although big fan of SM too… |
| Favourite Non-Quins Player: | Bit radical this, but always enjoy watching Matt Dawson – cheeky beggar that he is, and of course Ginger Jenks (being the true Welshman that I am) |
| Most likely to say?: | Phlururrghblurrghrumpfussph. Hic. (Based on recent experience) |
| Least likely to say?: | Speak up Little Sharon, I can barely hear you! ;-) JOKE !!! |
| What are your non-rugby pastimes?: | Fast cars (on race circuits only, of course) and playing a little guitar (yeah, yeah, and a big one too). I’m studying photography as well… ready for when I meet all the celebrities promised to me at Quins. |
| Favourite Film(s): | Withnail & I, The Colour Purple, Shrek, The Italian Job, The Shawshank Redemption |
| Favourite TV Programme(s): | Any motor racing coverage(!), Canterbury Tales, Men Behaving Badly, Time Team (obviously) and Jackass (sorry, but it cracks me up). |
| Favourite Book(s): | Light: Pratchett and Rowling. Provoking: ‘The Tao of Pooh…’ (Benjamin) - also has good memories as read it in Africa. |
| Favourite Music: | Not enough focus to choose any one thing… Faves include: James Brown, Dido, Puccini, Echobelly, AC/DC, Sonny Boy Williamson. Phew. |
| Favourite Food(s): | Can’t beat a good curry, now can you? That said, a Chateaubriand steak with Béarnaise sauce is always welcome in my house. |
| Favourite Drinks(s): | Champagne (I’m a Quin after all), Mount Gay Rum with Ginger (as I live and breathe), Tanqueray & T, Stolly over ice, and most beer like fluids (unlike others I can even drink lager with a smile on my face). |
| Favourite Quotation(s): | “A problem shared is a problem doubled”, “Aw Lisa, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand” and of course “Honestly officer, I’ve only had a few ales” |
| Favourite Place(s) to visit: | Yosemite – go there!, Northern Territories, Kenya, Prague, The Broad Street Tavern (Wokingham) – Highly recommended. |
| When you were young what did you want Jim to Fix for you?: | To be Jenny Agutter’s loofah. |
| Tell us THREE things about yourself that we wouldn't know. BUT, TWO of these should be true, but ONE should be totally made up: |
1. I was once rushed to hospital having suffered a near fatal Parrot bite. 2. I have changed Nasser Hussain’s daughter’s nappy. 3. I was once arrested for indecent exposure after skinny dipping in the Serpentine. |
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