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Board Name:Jason the Orang Utan
Age:2
Location:Just down the road from The Stoop
Occupation:Media Star and Official Quins Supporter
Why did you choose your board name?:Didn’t have any say in the matter!
How long have you been supporting Quins?:Since birth
How did you start supporting Quins?:She took me down there one day with THE SHIRT on, and the rest, as they say, is history!
If you play(ed) rugby what position did/do you play?:I’ve been tackled quite a few times(!!!) but the nearest I’ve got to a game was in the East Stand bar with Ace’s son, Manaaki. I’m still waiting for my first call up to the bench, but consider myself to be fast enough for the wing and good-looking enough to be a Quins scrum-half.
Best ever Quins game:I’m the eternal optimist, so the NEXT one!
Favourite off pitch Quins experience:Being pulled out my travel bag at The Old Monk by Ace last year. I’d been stuffed in there and couldn’t breathe. Now that man knows how to treat an ape with a bit of respect.
What is the most ridiculous rugby related thing you have done?:Being replaced by Evs in the squad photo was fairly surreal! Quinssa really should do a spot the difference competition.
Favourite Ground (after The Stoop):My second home has to be Twickenham but I was given a great reception at Lansdowne Road...the score wasn’t bad either!
Favourite Quins Player:All of them
Favourite Non-Quins Player:Billy Fulton can sit in my seat any time and Lol Dayglo has always been very polite to me.  Matt Dawson said hallo at a cricket match he was playing in.
Most likely to say?:Nothing
Least likely to say?:Anything
What are your non-rugby pastimes?:I do love to dance and I seem to spend a fair bit of time in washing machines, but not from choice
Favourite Film(s):King Kong, Tarzan, Planet of the Apes
Favourite TV Programme(s):anything with David Attenborough. Rugby Club (Dewi and Barnesy have both autographed my photo but they haven’t invited me on yet!), A Question of Sport (I’m sure I could win Sue Barker’s affections, she has excellent taste, being rather partial to a certain Mr Ginola, I believe.)
Favourite Book(s):Having a librarian as a brother I have access to loads of books but we do both put Terry Pratchett at the top of our list of favourite authors.
Favourite Music:The Stones (didn’t take me with her did she?), Anything Ace is singing. The DG CD collection, MIGHTY QUIN and We Love you Burkey (TOP MAN!)
Favourite Food(s):Rarely eat but get a lot spilt on me!
Favourite Drinks(s):Bacardi and Coke.
Favourite Quotation(s):Come On You Quins!
Favourite Place(s) to visit:Every rugby ground in Britain.
When you were young what did you want Jim to Fix for you?:Jim who?
Tell us THREE things about yourself that we wouldn't know.
BUT, TWO of these should be true,
but ONE should be totally made up:

1.  Scotty loves me really!
2.  I’m related to the Easter Bunny.
3.  I’ve had one ear pierced.

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