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Tales from the Members Bar 3 - Mark Easter

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By OSB November 16 2007
I suspect it would be the very rarest of regular imbibers at the trough of COYSDC that would be oblivious of Mark Easter’s former connection with Nottingham RFC. It came as no surprise that he should be nominated to talk with the representatives of the local media at this week’s briefing session.

Tales from the Members’ Bar

No.3 Mark Easter

I suspect it would be the very rarest of regular imbibers at the trough of COYSDC that would be oblivious of Mark Easter’s former connection with Nottingham RFC. It came as no surprise that he should be nominated to talk with the representatives of the local media at this week’s briefing session.

Mark’s involvement with the green and whites stems from his time at university in the city. He played at the club for two years and made enough of an impression to be recommended to Northampton Saints by the coaches there. He went straight into the Academy.

It was not bad business for Nottingham as, the next season, Mark benefited from game time with his old club in NL1 under the sort of loan/dual registration scheme that seems all the rage these days. He still played in a fair few Wanderers matches and made six Guinness Premiership appearances in the 2005-6 season.

A losing debut may not have been the most auspicious of starts but a try to clinch a tight one against Gloucester and the deciding score in the “Take My Breath Away”/Keira Knightly in her nightie (© Rob Richmond) match against Bath announced him as a young man with presence and knowledge of how to get over the whitewash.

Mark comes from that part of south London just as it is giving way to Surrey. At school at Dulwich College he somehow managed to escape the attentions of the England age-group selectors and it was not until his university days that a career in professional rugby seemed a possibility. His arrival at Saints coincided with that of the four young men from Worcester which included direct competition for places in the shape of Mark Hopley. He says he sees Hoppers as a team-mate rather than a rival but I thought, yeah, he would say that, would he not.

That competition for places and the knowledge that somebody is always ready to take the starting jersey is something of which Mark is keenly aware. He has not set himself any long term goals - yes, he would like to follow his brother into the international set-up but there are more pressing things at hand. He needs to keep his standards up and performances, too. He wants to play first team rugby for this club. Nobody is talking about promotion but he wants a crack at the Premiership. I am pretty sure that if that comes to pass, he will be keenly interested in two fixtures in particular. Last year he only played five minutes down at The Stoop and in the previous season he had not had much of an effect as the Harlequin steamroller flattened him and everything else at Ireland Avenue. It is about time he turned the tables on his elder brother.

In the all-important matter of the Movember Moustache, Marks’ is coming along nicely. He asked me to point out that the reason that the squad is doing this is to raise awareness of prostate cancer. Have a look at the top of our message board and see what you can do to help.

In the other burning question of the week? Jaffa Cakes. An excellent source of instant energy when your glycogen levels are in danger of running low. A thoroughly professional answer. Now I am waiting for someone to say malted fruit loaf and we will have the outline picture of a thoroughly professional group of young men.

 

arw

16.11.2007

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: St.Rich Joe, Niamh and Sam's Dad (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:11:06:08

Thanks for the reportage especially the Jaffa cake information (although are they technically a biscuit rather than a cake and in fact as Pontefract cakes are just disks of liquorice are they even more poorly named?) Joe has invented a new super-food. It's two Maryland cookies held together by Nutella chocolate spread. I'd like the teams thoughts on this nutritional breakthrough.

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: eb13saint (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:11:38:44

Jaffa cakes are definitely cakes. They go hard when they're stale, a biscuit goes soft.

Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Miss Northampton Saints (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:11:40:33

Rich, Jaffa cakes are definatly cakes but it it hard to tell the difference. The defining factor is that when left in the tin too long (and this is why most people don't know - they don't stay in the tin long enough) biscuits go soggy and cakes go stale. Jaffa cakes go stale and are therefore a cake! Pontefract cakes are just wrong!!

Nice reporting OSB, Thanks

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Miss Northampton Saints (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:11:41:21

spooky, we must have written that at the same time!!

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Saint Dom (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:11:49:17

I think they must be biscakes.

Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: oddshapedballs (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:11:53:48

I don't know about all this high-falutin' going hard/soft when stale if you could ever find out cos they don't stay in the tin long enough.

They are in the biscuit aisle at Sainsbury's, Tesco, Morrison and Asda. That, as a definition, is good enough for me.

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Saint Tim (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:11:56:20

That ws indeed the arguement used in whether they were a standard rate or a zero rate VAT item.

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Stockers (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:11:56:29

When I lived near Dunblane in 1996/7 the man next door was the production engineer who built the production line for Jaffa Cakes.



What?!


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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Phil. (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:12:03:20

another great article, OSB, many thanks.

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: ChrisG (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:12:14:00

Yep good stuff OSB, its a shame people have to go on about biscuits every week. ;-)

Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Beef (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:12:22:11

Cakes, Chris, Cakes! Biscuits go soggy...

Thank Richard good reporting skills again

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Ian Spokes (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:13:15:08

Ah, some proper reporting of important issues this week.

Thanks, Richard.

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Christy (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:13:20:29

.. and what about nutritional value of 2 digestives stuck together with loadsabutter? Doesn't work so well with chocolate digestives tho.

Keep up the good work OSB - good article. Now I'll remember the difference between a Hopley and an Easter (Junior)

Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Blagger (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:13:55:53

Excellent article OSB.

Re Jaffa Cakes - according to the Court of Appeal / House of Lords, they're cakes.

Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: barfly2006 (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:14:15:49

I thought they were just plain tasty...

Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: oddshapedballs (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:14:37:20

Quote:
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Re Jaffa Cakes - according to the Court of Appeal / House of Lords, they're cakes.

It's that sort of thing that kills the art of conversation. We all need our prejudices and peculiarities you know. Doubt! Bias! Speculation! Ignorance! That's what life's about. Certainties? Pah!(Sm14)

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Phil. (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:15:46:03

We've got some home-made Jaffa cake ice-cream in the freezer...


scrummy!

Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: eb13saint (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:15:56:34

Wait...a combination of cake AND ice cream??? And there's still some left? Can you bring it to tea at Miss Northampton Saints' mum's house on Sunday? grinning smiley

Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Miss Northampton Saints (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:16:17:06:11

I will be there for that Eb13saint!!! sounds good to me!

I wonder if we are going on completly the wrong track with the whole cake/biscuit dialogue. As they contain orangey goodness, could they not be counted as one of our 5 a day, thereby making them a fruit!!!

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: St.Rich Joe, Niamh and Sam's Dad (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:17:05:12:15

MNS I take it all back you're not a diamond you're a fiend! Just when I was satisfied Jaffa cakes might be cakes on the soggy v stale ruling you go and chuck fruit into the mix!

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: St Marlowe (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:17:23:39:17

Jaffa Cakes? nooo


Now THIS is a cake

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Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: eb13saint (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:18:10:52:04

That cake is BRILLIANT!!!

Re: Tales from the Member's Bar 3
Posted by: Miss Northampton Saints (IP Logged)
Date: 2007:11:19:16:11:35

Sorry Rich, I was just checking every avenue! I am disappointed at the lack of Jaffa cake ice cream at my mums though!!

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