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Tales from the Members Bar 16 - Mark Easter II
By OddShapedBalls February 22 2008
OSB continues his journey along the optics at the Members Bar, bumping into players as he goes. (should have gone to Specsavers Richard) Today he has second chance to chat with Mark Easter, and to discover if his taste in twice cooked comestibles has changed since their last encounter

Tales from the Members' Bar

No.16 Mark Easter (Part II)

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As we sat down to renew our acquaintance, Mark Easter was surprised to learn that his piece had been the subject of the biggest post-bag of this series. I think it was a bit of an anticlimax for him when I recounted the arguments in the Jaffa: Cake or Biscuit debate. I put him on warning that, this time, he had to choose something unequivocally softer when stale than fresh. More of that later.

Chatting about National League One, Mark thinks we have acquitted ourselves well. There is plenty of nous in our forwards (he was not so unkind as to use the words: old heads) - especially the front row - to take on the big feisty packs and provide the platform for the attacking rugby we have seen throughout the season. There is the usual amount of analysis of the opposition - it would be folly to go into a game unaware of how the opponents play when there is so much video record around - but the main focus of training is to concentrate on our own game. It is important to the team and the coaches to be able to impose our own patterns of play on the game.

Undoubtedly there is some talent in the league and he would not be surprised to see some of those we have come up against featuring in Guinness Premiership sides in the near future.

He is looking forward to another tussle against Bedford and the chance to come up against Nic Strauss - a formidable opponent and a right royal pain in the backside - with whom he played a bit of 7-a-side during his early years. Mind you, Saturday might be taken a little more seriously than a tournament in the sun-drenched tax haven of the Cayman Islands.

A win on this weekend will put us one step closer to a Twickenham final. This is something Mark has already experienced. On the day that Saints played Gloucester, Mark was on duty for Old Alleynians in the Powergen Junior Vase. Unlike Saints, he came away a winner. Mark was a student at the time and had done a fair bit of travelling up and down from Nottingham to earn a place in the side for the final. He arrived at headquarters straight from a geography field trip...in Majorca, Mark? Are you sure?

Looking to the future with the seemingly weekly announcements of new players arriving and existing players re-signing, it seems as though the squad will be considerably stronger if and when the challenge of the Premiership comes round. With two seasoned back-rowers from Ulster joining the squad there will be tremendous competition for the starting places. With the arrival of Wilson and Best we really will be able to see if Hopley and Easter are up to the mark.

When it comes to topping up the coffers of the VAT man, Mark has chosen chocolate caramel digestives - something else that he and Hoppers have in common.

 

arw

21.02.2008

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Connorman (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:07:19:15

Good stuff as ever, Richard. Seems like no-one will be facing Strauss, though.

Ah yes, that Powergen final - Simpson-Daniel helping himself at our expense. Cracking day though - looking forward to returning.

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: St.Rich Joe, Niamh and Sam's Dad (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:08:17:00

Nice one Richard - caramel chocolate digestives, good choice!

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Wee Jim (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:08:29:01

Good read OSB!

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Casual Saint (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:08:51:48

Thanjs OSB.

It will be interesting to see how the 2 Marks get on next season.

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Stockers (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:09:35:46

Richard,

You need to get out more and interview one of the Scots in the squad. I mean, when, oh when will we get a mention of the world famous

TUNNOCKS CARAMEL WAFER

4 million made every week!

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Saintsby (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:09:37:40

Nice one Richard Mark Easter is a plyer whi has stepped up and I think he will be great to have on bord back in the GP.

Whereas myself I are more of a hob nob man much better dunkability as testified by Peter Kay esq

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: ChrisG (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:09:43:34

I'm not sure that the individidualy wrapped caramel wafer (the staple of the Scottish diet) can be considered as a biscuit in the strict confines of the 'Jaffa Cake Edict 2008'

Anyway Rugby Times have been reading this site again and especially OSB's interviews. They report today we are chasing Italian prop Gari Baldi.

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Connect (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:09:58:13

I heard we were after Scottish lightweight winger Mac Aroon?



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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: smurfomatic (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:04:33

I thought we were rumoured to sign the Welsh flanker Dai Gestive.

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: BrianB (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:06:16

Dai's not signing for us...apparently he knocks back too many bourbons.

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: St.Rich Joe, Niamh and Sam's Dad (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:08:10

Don't be silly after Rich T fell through we've been after Mary Land (who appropriately for a big man with a girl's name is big, hairy and scarey!)

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: ChrisG (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:15:16

Or the American No.8, B. Randy Schnapz (the third).

Or just any old player called Duncan.

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: ChrisG (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:20:02

Or maybe a return for Oreo Ripol?

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: smurfomatic (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:21:05

Of course, we're getting Abi Crunch to fill in at hooker while Dylan's playing for England.

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Saintsby (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:21:13

Saints also linked to Italian prop Cantucci who comes with his mate the flanker Vin Santo.

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: ChrisG (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:22:52

I heard it was Abi Nethy Smurf?

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: smurfomatic (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:25:31

Chris - Nah, he's not a fan of Fox's.

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Stockers (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:26:25

The guy who runs on during a break in play....is he the Water Biscuit then?

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: smurfomatic (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:29:05

I'm hopeful that the Scottish second row, Ginger Crunch, will be playing in the team next season.

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
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Date: 2008:02:22:10:30:32


Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: eb13saint (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:30:37

Any one of the players mentioned would fit in perfectly at the Club.

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: smurfomatic (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:31:54

Just been looking at the FAQs on the site Chris linked to:

Quote:
Biscuits
What are biscuits made from?
It depends on your taste. Some like biscuits made from dead people, whilst others prefer a more savoury bite.

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Chief Wynn-Ginger (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:32:46

Typical Northampton arrogance. Why do you think anyone in the Ginger family would sign for you over Exeter?

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Tracy O (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:33:44

I'm hoping to see Jamie Dodger

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Casual Saint (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:10:48:08

I've heard that the Saffa centre Kit Kat is always good for a break ...

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Stockers (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:11:37:35

I just hope we don't Yo Yo between the GP and ND1

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Flinstone Saint (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:11:39:24

Taxi for Stockers!

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: smurfomatic (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:11:40:11

Stockers - that'd certainly draw Snickers of laughter from both divisions.

(I know that's a chocoalte bar, but the thread seems to be heading that way)

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Casual Saint (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:11:48:47

In that case has anyone heard any Wispas about new players ?

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: eb13saint (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:11:54:39

No, but you have to agree that those signings already made have given everyone a Boost.

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Casual Saint (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:12:01:43

The problem being that all the rumours are putting quite a Bounty of some player's heads.

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Saint Tim (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:12:03:54

The Topic for this thread has been hijacked

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Saint Tim (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:12:04:32

It will be a marathon soon

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Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Stockers (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:12:08:50

It'll be no Picnic once we get back to the Prem.

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: eb13saint (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:12:10:11

Come on guys, Time Out!

Re: Tales from the members bar 16
Posted by: Saint Tim (IP Logged)
Date: 2008:02:22:12:35:04

If tis goes on any longer I will have the Munchies.

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