

"The RFU would like to announce that following an internal review process, it has been established that due to over-consumption of Cockburns 1963, foie gras and beluga caviar at a board meeting in 1999, an error was committed in sending London Scottish and Richmond to the bottom of the English rugby pyramid. The intended recipients of the demotion should have been "London" "Irish" and Worcester Warriors. Both these teams have been informed, and will now play their rugby from next season starting at level 9. ENDS."
prepare for the 'unofficial' speeding of my Russian visa renewal process were stuffed into a series of brown envelopes and sweaty handshakes with men wearing nylon suits and sporting "necks" that make Dorian West look like he's a member of the Karen tribe in Burma.

[Northampton Director of Rugby Jim] Mallinder is under no illusions - he knows he will be facing a quality side. VVA are at least mid-National League 1 level, and there are some players who are ready for Guinness Premiership rugby - the first 60 minutes of Russia's recent game against Romania [Russia won 28-19 in world cup qualifying in Bucharest] was GP level."



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