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By Darraghgirl
December 12 2016

  Sir Alfred Wainwright once said "there's no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing". The legendary fell walker clearly never had to write a match report in a downpour!  

I had hoped that the strange kickoff time, the inclement weather and the proximity of Christmas might reduce the attendance sufficiently for us to move from the wet of row A to the relative dryness of row M but nearly 9,000 people turned up and the only spare seats were wet ones. So nothing for it but to make the best of things so with notepad already getting soggy and buried under the groundsheet we began.

As fireworks bravely tried to brighten up the wet and the gloom, both teams emerged from a tunnel menacingly lit by 3 red lights onto the wet 'turf'. At least Sale were wearing dayglo green which made them visible. The first scrum produced a Sarries penalty and the size of the problem ahead both for Sale and for me became apparent.   Sale were faced with the first of many line out drives which ultimately resulted in 3 points for Sarries, I was faced with the impossible task of trying to record events either in the darkness under the groundsheet (so I couldn't see what I was writing) or outside in the open where the pad rapidly turned into papier mache. Given that at my age the memory isn't sufficiently reliable, this was going to be a challenge. 

My notes mention a deft kick ahead by Burger? Surely not! Anyway I think Wyles also helped it along and Wiggy almost scored but Josh Charnley stormed out of the gloom and Wiggy was held up. Maybe not 5 points but Faz took the 3 for the penalty advantage for 6-0. The rain began to drip off my nose as Wiggy did some nice juggling and Maro was imposing at the line out but despite their dominance, Sale halved the deficit with a penalty from MacGinty.  

Sale were already feeling the physicality with Mills covered in so much blood he looked like a refugee from Hallowe'en. Another Sarries attack. The notes seem to say 'lovely hands from Kruis' but maybe not. Sale kicked the ball dead resulting in a scrum back for Sarries, a penalty advantage, a lovely offload from Wiggy and a super break from Bosch for the first try. Faz was never missing anything so it was soon 13-3.

Sale learned nothing and again kicked the ball dead. My fingers were pretty dead too. This time the scrum back was on the edge of their own 22 and the scrum was not going well for them. Worse was to follow when Sale lost Josh Beaumont to injury. Sale won a line out but it was academic because Maro again claimed the ball. Mako drove through the rain and Sale and a lovely chip ahead from Faz put Goodey in for the 'try' except it was disallowed either for offside or because Alex slid over the dead ball line in trying to ground the ball. Either way no try but a modern yellow  card for Pearce after a highish tackle on Faz. Faz duly kicked the points for 16-3.

My feet were starting to feel damp as Maro stole yet another Sale line out and this time Wiggy offloaded to Farrell who delayed his pass to Maitland just long enough to put the Scotland wing clear and over for a lovely try, the wet ground providing fuel for a spectacular slide-in. Again Faz converted for 23-3. Poor Sale. Everywhere they turned there was Maro Itoje.  A promising line out in Sarries 22 but Itoje's long arms collected it and cleared the danger. Wyles made a lovely break down the wing but Wiggy knocked the wet ball on with the try line begging. It was all Sarries as half time approached. Finally a penalty close to half way and out to the right. Up stepped Bosch and for once over it went for 26-3 at half time.

Respite for the players but not for me. I didn't dare move for fear of dropping the already sodden notebook in a puddle and totally obliterating the tiny amount that remains legible.

Farrell reappeared for just a minute before being substituted, something he seemed to disagree with but life's pretty good when you can replace one England squad member with another. Sale defended well for the first few minutes but it couldn't last. A succession of penalties were conceded Mills earned the wrath of Monsieur Rayual and 10 minutes in the dry before Sarries forward pack, supplemented by most of the backs, rolled over the line with Jamie George touching down. Loz missed a tricky conversion but the score was now 31-3. For a few moments it almost stopped raining. Not that it made any difference as by now I was so wet the water was through to my underwear. Brits replaced George and Will Skelton's huge frame came on for its debut. I remember at least one suffocating tackle - wham! Shortly after, Goodey put through a deft little grubber for Wyles to score the bonus point try. This time Loz kicked an even trickier conversion for 38-3.

The heavens opened again. Sarries continued the punishment. This time it was a nice pass from Barritt lobbed on by Mako (with a suspicion of forwardness) who found Maitland outside him. A second try wasnt a given but Maitlands super jinking run took him over in the corner. This time the conversion bounced off the crossbar (another time and place it could have won Loz a quarter of a million pounds)! 43-3. Could we get the half century?

Lucky Maitland earned a rest out of the rain and was replaced by Earle. Koch and Barrington joined Brits in the new-look front row. Spencer replaced Goodey with a general reshuffle that seemed to leave Brits at fullback. But maybe that was the rain? 

Still Sarries pounded Sale. Maro thought he'd scored but the TMO thought otherwise. I think I was seeing double as once Seymour departed, his replacement bore an uncanny resemblance to one of the other forwards. He had the same name too. Perhaps they're related? 

Sale incurred a 3rd yellow card - maybe they thought there was a bonus point for 4 yellow cards! The West stand appeared to be on fire - quite remarkable given the rain -  and finally a sixth try when Barrington scored and Loz converted for a nice round 50

Sale plugged on until the end but they never had much hope as their European dream disappeared with the rain into the gutter. 

Many Sarries fans had already sought sanctuary in the bar by the time Monsieur Rayual blew his whistle but your correspondent stuck it out to the bitter. The things I do for this site! Yes I know, I could have gone home and watched the replay on TV in the comfort of my living room but that's just too easy. In the words of Barry Manilow: "I made it through the rain. I kept my point of view". 


Goode (Spencer) Maitland (Earle) Bosch Barritt Wyles Farrell (Lozowski) Wigglesworth M Vunipola (Barrington) George (Brits) Du Plessis (Koch) Itoje Kruis Rhodes Brown (Skelton) Burger (Conlan) 


Arscott (Mumford) Odogwu James Leota (Jennings) Charnley MacGinty Mitchell (Phillips) Harrison (Flynn) Webber (Neild) Aulika (Parker) Beaumont (Nott) Mills Sully Seymour (B Sully) Pearce

SARACENS (50) Tries (6) Bosch Maitland (2) George Wyles Barrington. Conv: Farrell (2) Lozowski (2). Pen: Farrell (2) Bosch

SALE (3) Pen: MacGinty

Attendance 8746

Referee: Mathieu Rayual 

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TonyTaff (IP Logged)
12/12/2016 11:53
Dedication beyond the call!

I believe the Sullys are twins.

You might try using voice to text on your phone when rain is destroying the notepad. Though what the device would make of the background noise if someone is vehemently questioning the ref's parentage is anyone's guess!

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derbyshire fan (IP Logged)
12/12/2016 14:05
Great report - thanks; it was spectacularly wet on Saturday - and on the drive home too!

The Bard (IP Logged)
12/12/2016 15:58
Excellent stuff yet again! Was that Marcello's first successful kick since Paris? It made the decision for the last kick in Bath look even worse...

Sully08 (IP Logged)
13/12/2016 13:54
Thanks DG, a great drip fed report!

I can't claim those 18 year olds as my own - Curry not Sully but both definetly worth keeping an eye on as clearly talented with great potential - if not broken by overplaying at such a young age!

Ten minutes early for the 4 try bonus point than hoped for last week - after 50 mins. And for those Sweet Caroline watchers out there after two close recent home games saw it played after the final whistle, this week it appeared after 79 minutes during a short break in play and well after the game was won.

JO'G (IP Logged)
13/12/2016 21:53
' except it was disallowed either for offside or because Alex slid over the dead ball line in trying to ground the ball.

can only have been for offside - the position of your feet or body is completely irrelevant when your only contact is to dot the ball down - think Wade's try at Coventry 2 years ago. However the ability of a TMO to know this might have been misplaced since they seem to get lots of things wrong

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