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OT Coronavirus Humour
Discussion started by lechef , 20 March, 2020 16:08
OT Coronavirus Humour
lechef 20 March, 2020 16:08
It's obviously serious but we Brits can laugh in the face of adversity right.

Here are a couple of items that I spotted on pub blackboards strangely enough;

This morning everybody at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined.
Imagine...... all the people.

BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS

John Travolta was isolated today with suspected Covid 19.
He had chills
They were multiplying
And he was losing control

But Doctors can now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they have assured his fans that he is definately Stayin Alive.

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
Rinkadink 20 March, 2020 16:39


True, as well.

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
BS7 20 March, 2020 21:42
grinning smiley
Thanks, needed that!

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
cider head 22 March, 2020 19:49
This time last year I used to cough in a supermarket to disguise my farts, now I fart to disguise my coughs.

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
shaunp 23 March, 2020 08:00
Wetherspoons are staying open another two days to allow punters to get back from the toilets !

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
BS7 23 March, 2020 08:32
Old one I know but still makes me chuckle.

Written in the dirt on a white van:-
'No Toilet Rolls kept in this van overnight'
(Sm6)

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
cider head 27 March, 2020 20:49
Lee Mack has got Covid 19, so he's not going out.

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
BS7 27 March, 2020 21:01
Just bought a load of Electrical Tape and wrapped myself in it....... I'm Self Isolating!

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
BS7 27 March, 2020 21:03
Quote:
BS7
Just bought a load of Insulating Tape and wrapped myself in it....... I'm Self Isolating!

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
James_P 28 March, 2020 20:33
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese. It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.


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