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On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
Discussion started by Sorry Sarrie , 24 January, 2020 10:57
On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
Sorry Sarrie 24 January, 2020 10:57
Can Lord Dyson please explain why he appears to be the main club sponsor at Bath rugby? I think we should be told.



My wife and I are on the verge of splitting up because of my obsession with rugby.
I've decided to give it one last try......

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
Rupes 24 January, 2020 11:18
I thought Bath was the first move in a long term game to hoover up all the shirt sponsorships...

(coat being asked for)

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
Noir 24 January, 2020 14:20
Saracens told to suck it up by Dyson...

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
Convex Hull 24 January, 2020 15:54
He is trying to brush it under the carpet.



Regardez mon visage. Suis-je bovvered?

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
TonyTaff 24 January, 2020 16:17
No shortage of overseas enterprises in the Dyson empire!



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Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
TonyTaff 24 January, 2020 17:24
Those magnets play havoc with Dyson's compass!



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Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
P G Tips 24 January, 2020 20:44
Most of these puns suck!

PG

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
myleftboot 24 January, 2020 23:52
Quote:
P G Tips
Most of these puns suck!
PG
are they carbon neutral! There's this bloke called Dyson, he might be able to market this concept. Shoot your shot!

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
siNBin 25 January, 2020 09:41
This thread has become vac-uous

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
PhillFez 25 January, 2020 12:09
This is a cyclone of comments!

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
TonyTaff 25 January, 2020 13:29
So free-ranging, it might be described as cordless.

My coat must be here somewhere winking smiley



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Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
Noir 25 January, 2020 13:42
Another invention from Dyson

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
Sarriebone 25 January, 2020 13:48
You lot are having a Ball with this

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
tpr's headmistress 25 January, 2020 16:52
We just have to suck it up!

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
cwrich 27 January, 2020 22:26
Clearly not a fan

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
tpr's headmistress 27 January, 2020 22:37
Careful or you may get the hairdryer treatment!

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
Roger G 28 January, 2020 08:28
Deleted - wrong thread. Oops!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 28/01/2020 08:28 by Roger G.

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
PhillFez 28 January, 2020 08:35
That leaves a vacuum

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
tpr's headmistress 28 January, 2020 08:39
Quote:
Roger G
Deleted - wrong thread. Oops!

Defo the hairdryer treatment for you then Roger.(Sm108)

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
Roger G 28 January, 2020 08:52
(Sm115)

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
warwick5763 28 January, 2020 10:04
The Grim Reaper put the hoover on in Bath's changing room, He was Dyson with death.

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
villagesarrie 28 January, 2020 12:32
That's terrible, Warwick....but it did make me laugh!

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
Dave Berko 28 January, 2020 14:12
You want to know my opinion on the Dyson airblade?

Not a fan

Re: On a lighter note, goodness knows we need it.
Roderick Flashheart 28 January, 2020 17:18
That is terrible !(Sm151)


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