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OT Coronavirus Humour
Discussion started by lechef , 04 April, 2020 16:29
OT Coronavirus Humour
lechef 04 April, 2020 16:29
It's obviously serious but we Brits can laugh in the face of adversity right.

Here are a couple of items that I spotted on pub blackboards strangely enough;

This morning everybody at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined.
Imagine...... all the people.

BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS

John Travolta was isolated today with suspected Covid 19.
He had chills
They were multiplying
And he was losing control

But Doctors can now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they have assured his fans that he is definately Stayin Alive.

Keep well & safe

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
AggiePirate 04 April, 2020 18:42
Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November,
all the rest have thirty-one
Except March which had 8000...

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
AggiePirate 04 April, 2020 18:46
Did you hear about the magician who uses chocolate in his magic act? He’s always got a couple of Twix up his sleeve...

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
AggiePirate 04 April, 2020 18:47
I met the bloke who invented crossword puzzles today. I can’t remember his name, it’s P, something T, something R.

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
AggiePirate 04 April, 2020 18:49
And finally......Just had a call from my mate. He said he bought a world map and told his wife: “throw this dart and wherever it lands I’m taking you for a holiday when this pandemic is over”. Turns out they’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.


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