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OT Coronavirus Humour
Discussion started by lechef , 20 March, 2020 16:26
OT Coronavirus Humour
lechef 20 March, 2020 16:26
It's obviously serious but we Brits can laugh in the face of adversity right.

Here are a couple of items that I spotted on pub blackboards strangely enough;

This morning everybody at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined.
Imagine...... all the people.


John Travolta was isolated today with suspected Covid 19.
He had chills
They were multiplying
And he was losing control

But Doctors can now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they have assured his fans that he is definately Stayin Alive.

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
Buzzboy 20 March, 2020 20:54
Thanks chef. We have to laugh else we would cry.

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
Warleywasp 21 March, 2020 20:37
Good post

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StonedWasp 21 March, 2020 23:24
More please

Club, Country & Wife

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
greenwood 22 March, 2020 09:53
OK lets's get the ball rolling.....

I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here"

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
RossM 22 March, 2020 11:12
I thought this cartoon in The Independent was hilarious.

Indie Cartoon

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
WONKYWASP1 22 March, 2020 12:25
Sunday Times cartoon. One Coronavirus germ to another . 'It's a shame - I was really looking forward to going to Glastonbury.'

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
JF 22 March, 2020 12:29
I spoke to my GP the other day.

"Doc, what's wrong with me, I spend all day singing songs by Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby and Andy Williams?"

"Ah, I believe you have Crooner Virus".

I'm here all week. And probably a good many weeks after.

Stay safe.

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
DuncanS 22 March, 2020 12:48
Police in Merseyside have appealed to residents to stop setting fire to their vehicles, after a rumour swept the council estates claiming it would protect them from Car Owner Virus...

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
lechef 22 March, 2020 16:01

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lechef 22 March, 2020 16:03

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
Old Sod 24 March, 2020 12:13
If you get an e-mail titled "Knock Knock" do not open it. It's from the Jehovah's Witnesses who are working from home.

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
cb@wasps 28 March, 2020 11:02
A close friend of mine had to be rushed into hospital yesterday with the virus and he was put on one of those new Dyson ventilators overnight.

He's picking up nicely now

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