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OT Coronavirus Humour
Discussion started by lechef , 20 March, 2020 16:20
OT Coronavirus Humour
lechef 20 March, 2020 16:20
It's obviously serious but we Brits can laugh in the face of adversity right.

Here are a couple of items that I spotted on pub blackboards strangely enough;

This morning everybody at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined.
Imagine...... all the people.

BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS

John Travolta was isolated today with suspected Covid 19.
He had chills
They were multiplying
And he was losing control

But Doctors can now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they have assured his fans that he is definately Stayin Alive.

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
Despriarno 20 March, 2020 17:08
A real pain, I have run out of toilet roll so I'm having to use lettuce leaves to wipe my bum :-(

I'm worried that this is just the tip of the iceberg

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
bisach 21 March, 2020 00:33
Apparently the Germans are asking people to stop stockpiling sausage and cheese.

They're trying to avoid a Wurst Kšse Scenario.

Re: OT Coronavirus Humour
Shropshire Hugh 21 March, 2020 12:44
The new Chancellor would do well alongside all the miserable people on this board

RISHI SUNAK

IRISH A(re) SUNK


Btw, I'm not saying everyone is miserable...it just makes the joke work...nearly!



Living in the Ionian Isles so just lurking when wifi allows!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 21/03/2020 12:46 by Shropshire Hugh.


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