After the walk we wented and watched the Saints playing Cardiff in the yourupp pea and cup. It was good acuzz the saints wonned and and the kicks was good from the Saints acuzz they wented through the posts and the standy ups sang Oh Larry OhOOOOOhhhhOhhhh. Daddy wented and joined his friends in the satandyups and me and Mummy had to sit down acuzz she's having a baby and I'm still too little to go in the standy ups. I can't wait to get bigger acuzz it looks more noisy over there.

Right it's time to talk about the stupid world of growed ups. You guessed it the eye are bee, ee are ell, are eff you and all them lot and this week we have to add a few more names to the list.

Everyone is talking about regliation again! Poor dickey birds is at the bottom of the zippee and squeaky is whinging about how there shouldn't be no regliation. Well Mr Squeaky when you played for Englund they called you squeaky acuzz you never got your jersey dirty even though it was white and now they call you squeaky acuzz you're always squeaking on about soemfink. If you come last in the zippee then you are a loser and you go down to divishum one and the winner of divishum one comes into the zippee. That's it 'no need to discuss it' (as Dad has taken to saying when me and him have different priorities) Squeaky wiv all your whinging you sound more like wheezy the penguin from toy story. The there is all this talk of clubs mer-er-jun (can't say it!) anyway it's when two clubs turn into one Lids and Bothersome might merge and Sale fishies and Nucasdull dickey birds. What flipping next? Why can't they just leave things alone, they are bad enough as it is! Then that Stingray bloke what pays for the fez heads is going on about fanchriseseses and no regliation. I fink he should sack all the people who do the childish stuff at fez head games and use the money to pay the players more acuzz they is not very good are they?

Next lets talk about the Eye Are Bee! They are not going to tell Sowf Africa off for being very naughty to England. I am not allowed to do my kawartee except when I am at kawartee so I fink the sowf africans shouldn't be allowed to do kawartee when they are supposed to be playing rugby. The Eye Are Bee need to be brave and tell them Sowf Africans to go to there rooms and fink about how naughty they have been.

The I was watching LLLLanellllii versus the fishies on the telly last night. Daddy likes LLLLanellllii acuzz he says their supporters were a good laugh when the Saints wonned the yourrup pea and cup. But there was lots of naughty fings going on. That Kinnell bloke is a big bully he goes around the pitch swinging his arm at peoples heads. Also there was lots of silly knock ons, you are supposed to catch the ball in rugby not drop it. Then was that James Bond bloke wiv the silly hair and big bandage he looked like hair from the hair bear bunch. He did score a good try though. Anyway I am just learning to play rugby and I don't fink I'll be copying any of them lot.

Well that's it for now as I have football club (I know but it makes Grandad happy) soon and then I have to go and get even more excited about Crispmas. Let's hope that Santa makes Saints win again tomorrow in Wails.

Come on you Saints
and happy Crispmas

Joe