- Well Old Pete has gone to recharge the batteries in his hearing aid come-speaking trumpet, so I am in charge for the next 2 weeks. For a change - nothing cryptic from me - just straight questions and as the site's resident Cockney - all about slang. Topics include rhyming slang, turns of phrase, local variations, and other non-standard usage.
1. In cockney money: how much is a "pony": £25, £50 or £500?
25
2. How much is a "monkey" in cockney money slang: £25, £100 or
£500?
500
3. Money slang: What amount of money is known as a Pavarotti?
£10 (tenor = tenner)
4. What colour do Germans use to describe themselves to say they
are drunk: yellow, red or blue?
Blue
5. Ruby Murray is the rhyming slang for curry. But who was the
original Ruby Murray? Was she a British pop singer, an American Film Star or an
Irish prostitute?
British pop singer (from the 1950s)
6. What was a 'MOON MAN' in the olden days? A burglar who preferred
to do his crimes by moonlight, someone who was partial to lots of cheese, or a
bus driver.
burglar
7. If you're in Germany and you say that someone is moon-faced, is
it a compliment or an insult?
insult
8. What is the American equivalent word for the Irish
"Poteen"
Moonshine (it means strong liquor)
9. Which word meaning "idiot" recently came top of a survey to find
Scotland's favourite word?
Numpty
10. If you were at a party in the 1960s in the USA and you go into
the "balloon room"... what is happening? Is it the room where people
have sex, is it the room where people smoke marijuana or is the room where
people where people dance
Smoke Dope
11. In cockney, what's meant by Mae West?
best
12. What word denotes a slang term for a currency and a male rabbit?
buck
13. What word connects Harry Secombe with wine-in-abox?
Goon (Harry Secombe was one of The Goons and boxed wine is known
as "goon" in Australia and NZ)
14. What red fruit used to be known as the love-apple?
tomato
15. In Australian slang, what is a "willy-willy": is it a kind of
tree, a chocolate cake or a Whirlwind?
Whirlwind
16. Which term for an imaginary situation which is the product of
impractical or wishful thinking derives from an ancient play by Aristophanes?
Cloud Cuckoo Land
17. Who would 'take silk' as part of their job?
a Senior Barrister (it means to be appointed a QC)
18. What is the name given to the second full moon in one month?
Clue: the term involves a colour.
All correct so far except nos 11(Lock Forward) & 17(ChrisG)
I'll give you no 5 Chris - She was born in Belfast therefore British
Jazzman (Just as an aside):
The theory is that buck is short for buckskin, a medium of exchange in trading with American Indians. A cask of Whiskey cost Indians 5 Bucks.
17 Cotton & Silk = milk. So the answer could be a baby. Although recent research has shown that Cockney rhyming slang is not meant to be taken literally, and in this case could refer to any consumer of dairy products. So there, big nose.
7 It's a long time since I was in Germany last, but does moon-faced mean pock-marked?
4 I don't know, but do I get a QI-style pointette for knowing that Katzenjammer (or the shrieking of cats) is German slang for a hangover?
What colour do Germans use to describe themselves to say they are drunk
"A good example would be "blue" or blau. The obvious meaning is a color, but even your "blue" is not always the same as someone else's "blue." And being "blue" (sad) in English is not at all the same as being blau (drunk) in German. "
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